h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Huffers, my luverrly, how very kind of you to pop over. Come on on on on in.

Yes you can be Mr October.

Any particular pose you had in mind? Any special...er...assets you'd like share with the world? I do have a state of the art air-brush that can work much magic

Hmm... I think having read this: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F28103?thread=229404&skip=2080&show=20 posing as a mountie might be a popular idea... but how could I dress as mountie if I'm nude? Perhaps I could keep my hat on... You have a magic air brush? 8-) *says goodbye to his mole*

Tom Jones singing "You can Leave your Hat on"



Ok, here's a handy , up you get and let's see how that looks.

Are you sure you want rid of the mole? It's really rather sexy you know.....

I prefer squirrels m'self.

I can assure you I have no squirrels thank you very much

*climbs onto the *

you think my mole's sexy

*nearly falls off*

Steady!!!

*rummages through costume box, throwing feather boas, stripey socks, broomsticks behind her*

Ah, here we are! A Mountie's hat! Stick that on yer head.

Now which would you like:

Face on? (the horsey's head should cover your modesty)
Slight side angle?
or from the back end of the with you looking over your shoulder to camera?

Keep your moles and squirrels, guys, I think it's time we rounded up some beavers for OUR wildlife calendar...now where's my instrument...
"LUCKYSTAR!"

You yelled?

Oh, is someone ready to take my picture?

*looks about for a camera*
um..er..yes!
With my...er..camera.. watch.

Its a camera, but it looks just like an ordinary wristwatch

right, just get undressed here and I'll get down from this

Yes. Work on the guy's version of the calendar is virtually non-existant. We need beavers. I think this is fair in return for letting you fiddle with my insrtrument...?

*frantically ticking boxes in his "I-Spy Bumper Book Of Sexual Innuendoes"*

Hey, you got it too, I cant wait to send it off to Big Chief Eye Spy...

Whadya mean "non-existent"? I ressemble that remark!

For your information I only need 2 more to get the whole set.

*dashes over to Ekki's space with ,, and other assorted bribes*

hi all

*waits for the last two victims I mean volunteers*

*hides own camera*





to read backlog..... *settles in corner and *

we need to know of Diablos is male or female.

*dashes over to look up its genes*

Diablos is male.



*watches whilst recovering from reading backlog of this excellent journal*

*checks battery in camera is working for own private piccies*

*waits for Ekki to arrive with and *

*fluffs up the pillows on Lucky's bed*

... sorry did someone call?

*jumps up*

*spills all over*



*mops up trying not to watch Ekki strip off*

*looks anyway*

*watches as Ekki climbs on bed*

* and Ekki to the bedpost*

*opens *

*considers using as a or a *

No, I'll just eat it while I'm taking the pics.

*takes photos*

*releases Ekki before Lucky returns*

BWA HAH HAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!