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Existential Elevator Posted May 20, 2003
I do hope that's not *my* deckchair that you're putting up your nose! 
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Hermi the Cat Posted May 20, 2003
Better your deck chair than mine. 
Talk about a big nose! I'm not sure I want to know what the creature is. After the bar escape I think I'm going to stick close to the small furry kind. 
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Existential Elevator Posted May 20, 2003
Do spiders count as being small and furry<?>
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Hermi the Cat Posted May 20, 2003
Spiders have 2-times too many legs and occasionally are small and furry. The upside to spiders is that I can squish them because I am small, furry and faster. Unless I choose to play with them. Then I just gross out my humans.
Cats really are predators. Even when their dinner is provided in a dish.
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zendevil Posted May 20, 2003
Lizards are 
'cos they break in half when you stress them out & you get two bits to play with.
Yoda.
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spook Posted May 20, 2003
My journal is second bussiest conversation on Front Page!!!!!!!!!!!!
*has hidden Homer somewhere in this universe. if you ant him to star in the loves, then you'd better go and look for him!*
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spook Posted May 20, 2003
correction: want him to star in the movies
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 20, 2003
Bloofield is the big crime lord in James Bond.
Is hootoo a sentient life form and is he related to R2D2 or CThreepio (hootoo thinks CThreepio is a GuidML code)?
A fine song hold a chicken in the air, they do not make songs like that any more.
Homer is to star in the next Star Wars Film. He was chosen by George Lucas himself.
kat
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Oot Rito Posted May 21, 2003
I'm going to wash that BIRD right out of my hair
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted May 21, 2003
Seize that 
!
hi spook
pedboy Posted May 21, 2003
I am trying to make my site digibox friendly, and was wondering if I've done it. (I have no clue what a digibox is, a TV e-mail reader with no harddrive?) Here is what I have done anyway A1056025
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 21, 2003
Well James Bond is still on his mission in trying to free Homer from the hands of Blofeld and SPECTRE but he keeps on getting into fisty cuffs, smashing cars, drinking loads of dry vodka martini's shaken but not stirred and seducing all the women he meets.
kat
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Existential Elevator Posted May 21, 2003
I stole his car.
My llama made me do it.
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted May 21, 2003
*in the background the 
sits on the table and clones dance*
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Existential Elevator Posted May 21, 2003
*Produces a large mirror ball from her pocket and hangs it above the *
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Hoovooloo Posted May 21, 2003
"The House Rules of h2g2 apply equally to all members."
There, that's the biggest load of nonsense posted so far...
H.
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Scarlet Woman, (new and improved)! Posted May 21, 2003
are members allowed to smoke in here?
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pedboy Posted May 21, 2003
They have to be on fire first, then yes they can. 
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 21, 2003
Several cloned pop stars, tv presenters both male and female start singing their 
for Homer. At this years Eurovision contest a cloned pop group with cloned look-alike pop stars who sing alike and dance a like their entry #Where is my Homer, the Parrot, the of my life#
kat
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- 3471: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (May 21, 2003)
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- 3474: Existential Elevator (May 21, 2003)
- 3475: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (May 21, 2003)
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