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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted May 22, 2003
*acts like little caesar*
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Terran Posted May 22, 2003
*Acts a bit like Brutus. Pulls knife out of tunic*
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Lady Neugen Bigeyes;Owlatron`s thundercat;Researcher of the hyperlink;Honorary Muse of card-senders Posted May 22, 2003
AAhh,but friends-is that Homer you see??or a clone-he`d left FolDers Arms before you arrivied-something about taking a drive,w/Bob the llama,as a matter-of-fact~curious how you lot would react~ *giggle*N
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Oot Rito Posted May 22, 2003
*decides to take acting lessons and learn how to house-train llamas*
Ode to Homer:
a parrot by any other name
would smell just as birdy
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AlexoOo Posted May 22, 2003
*offers a shiny pair of sandals as a reward for the first person to recognise the source of this quote*
The pointy birds,
So pointy pointy,
anoint my face,
anointy-nointy.
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Oot Rito Posted May 23, 2003
Can I have the sandels anyway if nobody wins ?
errrhh, Spike Milligan ?
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Existential Elevator Posted May 23, 2003
My llama is cheating on me!!!!
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Oot Rito Posted May 23, 2003
try canoodling with a camel to create jealousy
btw: i'm not sure that hump inserts are available off the shelf yet (just in case your llama asks ! )
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Hermi the Cat Posted May 23, 2003
Sandals don't fit paws very well so if I'm right I will give them to you.
Will you change your name to deni pudding-sandals?
Bob was yours? But I thought... Well nevermind. You're better off without him, I'm sure.
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Existential Elevator Posted May 23, 2003
*sulks*
*makes it obvious she already has the hump*
I'l kill that parrot! It stole my llama!
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Hermi the Cat Posted May 23, 2003
I bet Bob the llama could find bigger fake humps in Hollywood. (Camel humps I mean. They have theater props there.)
...canoodling with a camel 
I don't mean to be heartless EE but that is very funny.
Feel free to wreak revenge on Homer - if you can stand the stink long enough to get close.
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Existential Elevator Posted May 23, 2003
*goes off to find a parrot-shotgun and a camel to canoodle with*
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Oot Rito Posted May 23, 2003
GREEN ALERT - GREEN ALERT - GREEN ALERT ! ! ! !
Homer's life is being threatened.....
Call out the Bangkok volunteers and the Luton home guard
GREEN ALERT - GREEN ALERT - GREEN ALERT !!!!!
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Existential Elevator Posted May 23, 2003
*hides under a pile of togas*
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Oot Rito Posted May 23, 2003
Hermi : I hope you won ! Beam the sandels.......
*goes to throw huge pile of dirty togas into massive industrial washing machine that makes scary noises*
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Oot Rito Posted May 23, 2003
Strange, this washing machine makes strange noises EVEN before it's turned on !
*hand goes towards red VIGOROUS SCRUB button*
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Existential Elevator Posted May 23, 2003
*screams very loudly*
*stuggles amoungst the soiled togas*
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Oot Rito Posted May 23, 2003
*sings as listening to loud music through headphones*
*moves hand away from red botton, puts in detergent*
*hands moves towards red button*
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- 3501: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (May 22, 2003)
- 3502: Terran (May 22, 2003)
- 3503: Lady Neugen Bigeyes;Owlatron`s thundercat;Researcher of the hyperlink;Honorary Muse of card-senders (May 22, 2003)
- 3504: Oot Rito (May 22, 2003)
- 3505: AlexoOo (May 22, 2003)
- 3506: Hermi the Cat (May 23, 2003)
- 3507: Oot Rito (May 23, 2003)
- 3508: Existential Elevator (May 23, 2003)
- 3509: Oot Rito (May 23, 2003)
- 3510: Hermi the Cat (May 23, 2003)
- 3511: Existential Elevator (May 23, 2003)
- 3512: Hermi the Cat (May 23, 2003)
- 3513: Existential Elevator (May 23, 2003)
- 3514: Oot Rito (May 23, 2003)
- 3515: Existential Elevator (May 23, 2003)
- 3516: Oot Rito (May 23, 2003)
- 3517: Existential Elevator (May 23, 2003)
- 3518: Oot Rito (May 23, 2003)
- 3519: Existential Elevator (May 23, 2003)
- 3520: Oot Rito (May 23, 2003)
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