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Existential Elevator Posted May 23, 2003
*swears very loudly*
*battters the side of the container*
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 23, 2003
A report in the Evening Standard all London is alert for finding Homer the Pigeon. Questions have been asked in Parliament to his wearabout's. M15, M16, Special Branch, SAS, SBS as well as the CIA and Interpol are on the look out for Homer.
kat
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 23, 2003
Leather sandles taste like marmite.
kat
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Oot Rito Posted May 23, 2003
You've eaten the sandels..... I even changed my name to get those.....
Hey Kat, did you put some red dye in with those togas ?
*stops machine, listens to low moaning noise interspaced with VILE swearing*
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Oot Rito Posted May 23, 2003
What were you playing at in there !
You could have got hurt !!!
Well, yes, I can see that !!!
Don't make such a fuss !
Well, you'd didn't bleed that much.... but you'll have to wash the togas again....
Don't be such a baby.....
Well you look very clean anyway
*disguises panic and calls ambulance*
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Oot Rito Posted May 23, 2003
What were you playing at in there !
You could have got hurt !!!
Well, yes, I can see that !!!
Don't make such a fuss !
Well, you'd didn't bleed that much.... but you'll have to wash the togas again....
Don't be such a baby.....
Well you look very clean anyway
*disguises panic and calls ambulance*
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Oot Rito Posted May 23, 2003
*wipes fingerprints off red button and sneaks away*
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 23, 2003
Deni yes I put red dye on as it looked it boring being white I always had thing about wearing Togas and Ancient Romans when I was 11. Romans going around giving long speaches and conquering countries.
kat
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Oot Rito Posted May 23, 2003
*Hits EE with a camel hump*
I thought that was BLOOD !
I had a panic because of you !
*sets llama on to EE*
* llama refuses due to bright red EE *
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Existential Elevator Posted May 23, 2003
My llama<?>
*hits Bob very hard on the head*
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Oot Rito Posted May 23, 2003
Kat :
hopefully I'll soon have the right sandels to go with toga...
Don't you think green would be better, so that I can keep up the Homer connection
*cancels ambulance and gets told off*
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Oot Rito Posted May 23, 2003
ah ah !
Cruelty to llamas now....
I'll tell on you !
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Existential Elevator Posted May 23, 2003
Ooooooooh! I'm so scared!
*hits Bob repeatedly over the head*
And btw: those sandles are horrible! ;-P
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Hermi the Cat Posted May 23, 2003
Deni - It appears that the contest moderator has not yet awarded the prize. I will beam the sandals to you as soon as I receive them and thanks for changing your name. Hermi Pudding Paws just didn't work.
EE you really shouldn't beat your llama so severely. Remember that Homer has managed to seduce harlots in a Bankok brothel. If he managed that without spending a dime I'm sure poor Bob didn't stand a chance.
Who knows? If you go looking for Homer he might just try to put that charm on you. I'd watch out - Parrots and Elevators are a volatile combination. 
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Lady Neugen Bigeyes;Owlatron`s thundercat;Researcher of the hyperlink;Honorary Muse of card-senders Posted May 24, 2003
An elevated elevator exists to expidiate extrapolation..therefore Bob & Homer (not the clones,mind you) could be existing everywhere...eyes to you..
N
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 24, 2003
Deni I will have to have my sandels specially made for my narrow feet 5 1/2 F fitting. My Toga will have to be bought from the Miss Petite Range at Marks and Spencers in Lakeside as I am 5ft tall.
kat
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