h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes, I'd expect Fred to be into things containing the terms "Freaky" and "Sex." He probably had a ball up on the planet. I wonder why he left.

One is very much like the next - maybe he just went to find something more stimulating.

Like an orange ?

Not freaky enough I think. In the Freaky Coincidences conversation they are talking about identical twins who died in similar accidents less than two hours apart. Dead twin maybe?

That's pretty freaky...Dead twin ...I think Fred should see a doctor about that.

How can he paddle both at the same time? How does he *get* anywhere? Does he tie them together and drop them in Smurf Pee River?

Well, that's the only way I can think of to paddle them both at once...Unless he paddles one, then jumps on the other one and paddles it.

Or... or... maybe he just use them to count when he can't sleep.
are easier to count when they lie still.

I don't know...I think Fred would have to fall asleep pretty fast if he only had two to count...Unless maybe he just counts *very* slowly...

He could count them several times.

I suppose so...But it might be kind of tiring just counting 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2 over and over and...Well, actually, I guess that's kind of the idea, isn't it?

If he drinks a lot of smurf pee - which he does - he'll , and that'd make it 1,2,3,4,1,2,3,4.
Not so tiring. Maybe he counts them to stay awake.

Maybe. Speaking of which, it's about time for me to count some sheep of my own.

Awww... getting late again...
Ok golden dreams to you!



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Yeah...Dumb, early classes...I gotta go, though.

Wake me when you come on-line, will you?
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Wake up!

HOHO!

I'm awake!

Hey! It worked!

Sure did! Sorry I didn't come here straight away - had some loo showering and cigarette buying to do. 's on. Want some?