h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

In that case, I think it would be a desserted island.

Get it? Desserted?

No - I was shielding my eyes.

(PS. We are allowed to smoke little English schoolboys again)

Really? I might have to go out and buy a pack, then.

Can't. They disappeared from the market 70 years ago, remember.

Ah, d**n...Then I guess we can't really smoke them, anyway...

Argh! My conversation list doesn't update, and the post button takes me to stupid can't locate server pages!!!

Argh! My conversation list doesn't update, and the post button takes me to stupid can't locate server pages!!!

This is annoying.

But everything seems to be working well enough, now.

This can't be healthy! I was about to climb the walls from frustration! I hope there is a clinic I can go to next time it happens.

Maybe someone just needs to remind the BBC to pay their phone bill.

I bet it is Fred who is doing it. He has probably knitted himself a space ship and escaped from the planet.

What!?

He escaped from the planet of the ?

I think he forced the scout girls to knit him a space ship, and then he filled it up with haggis and smurf pee and left.

Seems the deluded mustard has actually convinced himself that he likes smurf pee.

Let's hope it's smurfs he's after this time.

Yeah, I wouldn't mind giving him a couple of smurfs if it would make him leave me alone.

He's become a smurfoholic.

A smurf peeoholic. He just can't rest until he gets his hands on another glass of smurf pee.

Or what if he's become a weresmurf!