h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ooh...Yeah...Films...I'll have to make sure they have plenty of Python. And maybe that movie with the plane crash and the people having to eat each...No...Maybe not that one.

"Wanted 1 life support unit and 1 casket, no make that a stove"

So who's the guy we're going to cook on the stove?

Uhm... the flight attendant...?

Oh, he does look nice and tasty, doesn't he?

Uhm... a bit on the skinny side, maybe...

I bet he would taste good with ketchup. We should make sure we have plenty of ketchup.

Can I have my part without ketchup? Just with some spices and some mustard?

Certainly. I think that would probably taste nifty. I'd still like to have some ketchup for my part, though.

Should we eat him *before* or *after* those 2000 meals, you think?

I don't see any reason to waste those 2000 meals right away. We might need them later.

White or red wine? Sorry, but I've no idea what to serve with flight attendants.

That's a good question. I have no idea. What color uniform was he wearing?

What do I know? It's *you* there over with the plane.

Oh, I have a better idea, what if you ask *him* about the wine. A flight attendant should know these things, don't you think?

Wait. Let me ask.

*asks*

He says he'd go well with red.

Good. Should we consider him a main course, you think? And what kind of dessert should follow? I imagine something heavy, creamy and really bad for you...

Something with in it, maybe?

is bad for you? Never mind the dessert.

Well, it does typically contain lots of fatty, sugary stuff that people on diets tend to avoid. Though, if eaten in large enough quantities, it can produce the same chemicals and hormones that the human body naturally produces during sexual intercourse.

Ah. Loads of chocolate then. In case we end up on a deserted island.