h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

While I've not yet won any awards for "World's Greatest Memory," I believe it was funcosing.

Ah, ok... funcosing... Uhm... what was...?

Um...Whatever we were talking about, I assume...Er...I think it had something to do with outthinking ourselves, which might not be quite as funcosing as we think we thought it was.

Ah... uhm... right... glad you said "might" there...

Well, there's always the possibility that I could be wrong. It does happen...Occasionally...Sometimes...Maybe.

I'm keeping all doors open. (Unless what's behind them is a vegetable, of course. Hate vegetables.) Good to see you're of the same opinion.

Stupid vegetables...Always hiding behind doors waiting for you to open them...

And, some of them have the nerve to call themselves fruit! Just look at the tomato, for instance! A vegetable if ever I saw one! Huh!

A tomato calls itself fruit? Well, I never...Someone ought to do something about that.

I refuse to eat anything green! And tomatoes are green no matter how red they are! OK, one slice I can manage, but the lot they put in some dishes? No, sir! I'm keeping that door closed!

Yes, good idea. You don't want those tomatoes escaping, no matter which color they are.

Duck!

Aaahh! There's no duck smiley! How am I supposed to...

Ouch... Next time, slam that door in its face.

Like this?

I'm not going to wait for that one to become a smiley!

No? Why not? You don't think they'll make a smiley?

It's not even on the list! And, the list is *long*!

Oh...Well...Yes...But...It might still be put on the list some day...