h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You do? Where's that then? As long as you don't know the location of my secret Himalayan Layer then everything is fine.

Oh, what a coincidence...I was just looking at secret Himalayan Layers. Some of them were very nice. The real estate agent was very convincing, but I want to take over the world from some place a little warmer.

Yo, Fred! You don't fool me by calling yourself "Not Fred Smith"!

You do mean Live Journal then? I though my name would grant me anonymity.

Well, you blew it by linking to your space here!

(I'm not lurking your LJ, honestly )

Ah...So I know not to trust anyone calling themselves Not Fred Smith, then...

Uhm... does that mean I have to call myself Fred Smith for you to trust me? I wouldn't like that...

No, no...You just have to not call yourself "Not Fred Smith."

Yeah my name, linking to my personal space and mentioning h2g2 in every other post probably didn't help. I looked for your journal when you mentioned it, some of it is fascinating.

Who says you can't trust anyone called 'Not Fred Smith' I'm sure its a very common name.

Maybe I can call myself 'Not Not Fred Smith'? Or would that make me 'Fred Smith'?

Yes...But one not to be trusted.

Oh...Simulpost...Now, I'm so very, very confused...

Yo Fred! Can I not not be you and not you, but not you, and still be trustworthy, you think?

Uhm... Now I'm confused, too...

If we keep it up, perhaps Fred will become so confused that he will be unable to carry on with his world domination scheme.

His Himalayan Layer will *melt*!

Oh, right. I hadn't even thought about the heat-generating aspects of confusion.

Most confused people are rather slim.

Are they? Does confusion make them slim or does slimness somehow increase the odds of confusion?

The first. It takes a lot of energy to go around being confused (like you said, it generates heat). Just look at me, I'm just skin and bone.

Oh, yes...I wonder if Ally Macbeal is very confused...