h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

She used to be when I followed the show.

Yes, I thought she might be. I think she's going off the air, now, so she'll have to be confused on her own time.

I saw an episode the other day - she was fantasising about some singer.

I haven't seen the show in...Er...I don't know...A long time, anyway, so I have little to no idea what singer she might have been fantasizing about.

Oh... Me neither, I don't think I've heard about him. Some black crooner who played himself in the show and popped up everywhere...
(uhm... in Ally's mind, that is...)

Ah...Er...Was he a confusing singer?

Yeah... He popped up everywhere and made life uhm... very confusing... for everybody...

Maybe someone should have asked him to stop popping up in other people's heads like that.

He left all by himself after a while, I seem to remember. And life immediately became a wee bit less confusing.

So, he just left all by himself for no reason? That sounds like kind of a confusing departure.

Uhm... Ally went to her shrink, and he sort of decided to beat it, I think...

Oh. Maybe he just didn't like the shrink very much.

Dunno... I didn't understand everything because it was dubbed into Italian...

Oh, yes, of course. Then, he may have just gotten tired of being dubbed and left to go appear in the english version.

You watch X-files? I WANT MULDER BACK!

I sort of watch the X-Files off and on. I haven't seen that many of the new shows, but I have the first four seasons on DVD. If I'm not mistaken, I believe Mulder made several appearances in the last season (which is, unfortunately, the LAST season). I think there are plans for another movie, but I don't know if Mulder will appear in it.

So there is a unknown black singer who can appear in the minds of any female lawyer he wants to? That sounds as confusing as that episode they had a unicorn.

A unicorn, huh... I think I understand why those who follow the series say it's not like it used to be... Nothing wrong with unicorns - or crooners, for that matter - but, apparently, a bunch of lawyers isn't enough to keep a sitcom about lawyers interesting...

I bought myself a long Scully style jacket in London!

! Are you going to use it to investigate the paranormal?

Maybe! I'm at least going to use it to fool people into thinking that's what I'm doing! Heh!

Have to buy myself a cool flashlight, too...