h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And, now... I'm back from... uhm... er... - where was I?

I don't know...But now I'm back from...Um...Well, from not being here...

I don't know...But now I'm back from...Um...Well, from not being here...

Uhm... yes... And, I'm back from... er... I was in the bathroom some minutes ago, but I don't think that's where I've been all that time since yesterday...

Oh...Yeah...I was in the bathroom, too...I think it must have been a different one, though...

*dusts off herself and exits bathroom*

Hm... This is the Word Domination conversation, right?
Got a nice link for you... And for Fred, too!
http://www.villainsupply.com/
Anything you WD wannabes will ever need...

Wow, been a while since I've heard anything from this conversation, I kind of lost track of it a few months ago. Nice link. Hows the world dominating going?

Hello Fred!
Yes, we have both been away for some time (to fine adjust our WD plans, obviously)! Arthbard will be gone for another while (he'll be popping in now and then, though), but I'm back now, so you'd better watch it!
Yeah, isn't that site !

Ooh...Groovy site...I think I shall be able to control the world in nearly half the time with the help of this.

can't wait!

Well, it won't be long, now. I've got three people who have agreed to be my soldiers. We'll probably obtain global domination sometime in the next few weeks.

Yay!

Hurry, hurry before Freds gets ideas!

Oh, I don't care if Fred gets ideas. Look, I'll even give him a couple:

"Don't take over the world."

"ARTHBARD ROOLZ!"

"That bagel looks mighty tasty."

Oh! that last one will funcose him no end!

Nah... I don't particularly like Bagels.

Good luck with your world domination attempt . If you succeed I can skip Phase Two and move directly into Phase Three.

Oh! Now I'm curious!

Mwa-ha-ha...And when you go into phase three, I'll be ready to start phase four and a half...Er...I mean...No...Not phase three...Anything but phase three.

*phew* That'll get him.

You're already at phase four and a half? I'm going to have to speed up the program.

So I notice you haven't actually started to conquer the world yet, you'll need to get a move on if you want to dominate the world in the next few weeks.

Ha, ha, that's what you think. I'm already on phase...No, no...I'm not going to tell you what phase I'm on. Ha! How can you plan what to do next when you don't know what phase I'm on? Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha.

I could do some undercover work for you to speed things up a bit, if you like. I know where Fred hangs out when he's not here.