h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh, of course. You can't investigate the paranormal without a good flashlight.

I will need some nice spooky darkness, too. Even in daylight.

That part could be tricky...Maybe you could carry an umbrella around with you to block the sun.

Huh! I've never seen any x-file agent with umbrella!

Hm...Yes...Perhaps you could convince someone else to carry the umbrella for you?

"Fake FBI agent seeks umbrella holder to give mission the right atmosphere"

Nah...

Well...Maybe you could convince the sun to go away?

I could move to central Europe, but then I'll need an umbrella to keep all that rain off myself. And fisher boots. No. A boat. No. Wait. A submarine.

Well, I seem to recall a few X-Files episodes that took place on submarines, so that should work pretty well.

Good. All I need now are some alleged aliens.

Those shouldn't be too hard to find.

I'm one. But I don't think I'm an x-file case.

It might be difficult trying to investigate yourself, anyway. You can never quite predict what you might do next.

Or what I might find!

That could be scary! Maybe you should investigate someone else.

I'll have to see if I can find some s or other s...

Hmm...Let's see...Where would a hang out?

Have to build a then...

Yes, unless you can jump really high. Otherwise, I suggest building the out of s. They look nice and rockety.

Oh, I know! I can build the so it *looks* like a !
An undercover ! And, I myself could dress up like , or something!