h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Destruction. Woohoo!

First thing to go is of course that offensive ** page - unless you really need it - I know you kind of like it. I can turn away if you happen to be using it.

Well, maybe we can just hide it, that way it's still there if I ever decide I want it for something.

Yes, bury it down in a thread far far away.

Yes, okay. I'll bury it. Do you still have that shovel?

I'll go see. Yeah, here it is.

*hands over her Foldable Pocket Model JED shovel*

Make that *a long time ago* in a thread far far away. I don't trust **.

Okey dokey.

*unfolds shovel*

*digs*

*attempts to whistle while he works*

*realizes he can't , so blows while he works, instead*

Put it somewhen say five years back. Among the history of knitting equipment entries, or something.

*clink*

Here we go...Knitting equipment.

Very good. Chuck it in. Now there's no way I'll ever stumble over it unawares. Thank you Arthbard.

All in a days work for...Hole digger guy...No, that's not a very good one is it...Shovel Man...No, that's kinda dumb...

Screw it...

*chucks pi into hole*

Bye bye **!!!

Well, that was that - shall we start composing an Ode to the Dominator?

Oh, Arthbard, our Lord et cetera et cetera
Gloria Gloria Latin Latin
Dominator of our World
Some more Latin
Et cetera et ceteraaaaa

*applause*

Wow, that's *very* good. How long have you been working on that?

Well, since just now. It will need a wee bit of polishing, I think. There are quite a lot et ceteras. Maybe I could use dominus sanctus instead.

Ooh...Very...Important-sounding.

Yes, isn't it.
And I'll see if I can fit in a gratia plena too. If you like.

Well, you do some work then go to sleep and wake up dead.

Wait a minute, I am the Alabaster Revenger! Renounce your goo using and world dominating ways Arthbart, and I will let you both live!

Did you hear something Leeneh? Probably just the wind. Nothing important.

Tra la la la la

Well, I *thought* I heard something, it sounded very much like the flapping of my granny's undies on the chlothes line. But it can't be. Granny's been dead for decades, and besides, from what I've heard, they don't wear undies in hell.

Really? I thought the wore the really tight ones.