h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Right. Okay. So. Evil blobby thing...Go away.

Maybe you're supposed to say 'Hocus Pocus' or something...

'Scuse me while I panic some more...

Hocus pocus...Abracadabra...Alakazam...Arkansas...Hmm...

*remembers tooth fairy*

Aha!

I don't believe in evil blobby things!

Look! It's gone! Oh, we have defeated the goo
(not *that* goo, of course)!!! You are *so* clever!

I can have babies again!
What's more, Arthbard, *you* are the World Dominator!!! He's gone!!!
And we'll have all the sheep in Uzbekistan to ourselves!

Woohoo!

Ding, dong, the blob is gone
Which old blob? The evil blob

Ding, dong, old Fred is gone
We're off to dominate the word!

Bye bye, Fred!!! Rest in peace! No, on second thought, don't!

Ha ha. So much for competition. He never had a chance. And I didn't even have to use my penguins.

I wonder where he keeps his chicken eggs. I'd like to take a look at those. Might come in handy.

Maybe. I'm sure you could probably make one monster omelette.

Oh, yeah, good idea. Sounds good. Actually I was thinking of having a look at his plans. He wasn't all that stupid, our Fred. His plans could come in handy in case of another usurper.

Well, I guess he wasn't stupid...Apart from that reliance on pi and not foreseeing the whole evil blob thing...

Ouch! That word should be banned!

Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to warn you, didn't I?

Let's go home. What are we doing on Fred's page anyway. No fun here without him.

What are we doing on Fred's page? Weren't we gloating over our victory? Have you had enough gloating?

Can't we just go home and gloat? Do we have to do it here?
And don't you have a world to conquer? badges to hand out? Baby Arthbardians to pat on the head for the Arthbardian press?

Well, I guess gloating is less fun when Fred is a nonexistant pile of goop.

Is goop a real word? Or will it get moderated?
And can we go now?

I don't know. I could look it up, I suppose, but that would take too long. And yeah, I guess we can go, now.

Good! Great! Let's go! We can come back tomorrow and tear down his page.