h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*"only you can prevent forest fires" is heard booming from the back ground the earth shakes and a very large bear comes into view wearing a round hat. he pimp slaps the old lady then eats the flame thrower ing slightly picks the old lady up throws her over his sholder opens a container of mamosa ((however you spell it)its and ) then stalks off*



*throws marshmellow at pod misses hits the container holding Amy*

whoops not again



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So it's safe for me to come out so the map can be read? and Tac, you don't need to run... The marshmallow didn't stick to me...

You can come out now, Amy
Tac!

Right then, you will all have to excuse me for a while, as my slave has decided to head off to Bucharest until the 26th. I've tried reasoning with him, but the fool says he must go for reasons of d'amour, whatever they are.. Anyway, theres an infinite supply of mufflewhumps, and so please do talk among yourselves and have fun!

*Climbs onto a rope ladder dropped by passing helicopter, and dissappears..*

one never knows what one might see here.


*gigantic pink catipiler slinks by*


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*waves farwell to pod*
hope the slave or him or someone has a good time while on vacation.

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Bye man! Bring us some Souvenirs!

* misses POD *

Me too...

* sigh *

yea, I do too...

things have become awfully dull around here without him around...

* produces a mug od special hot choc for everyone. Its made with really good choc, creamy milk has a shot of something in it, is topped with marshmallows and has a flake in it *

*puts his down and takes the choc gratefully*

MMmmm... Chocolatey and comforting...

*puts his down and takes the choc gratefully*

MMmmm... Chocolatey and comforting...

Well hopefully it will cheer us up while we wait for POD

DO you think we should save him some for when he gets back?

That depends.

Is he a chocolate fan?

* passes Paul a Hot choc *

I am not sure

Do you think he would rather have ?

Chocolate flavoured ? I feel at home already
*Puts hat on table*
Well, my slave is back at last, and I'm let loose to the world again, finally!
*Puts feet on dog*
How have we all been then? Bored?
Well, as my old grandma used to say, when you've got sunshine and carrots, what else could you possibly want?
*Puts ancient Spanish folk music on gramophonium*
But, then again, she used to keep a pet brick in the fridge
*Puts dancing shoes on freshly polished linonium*
So, when do we get to Basildon then?
*Puts on top hat, puts on ritz*

well welcome back


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Welcome back, Pod! We missed ya!



Pudding on the Ritz!

Welcome back Pod!!