h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Shall I guess instead, then?

I'd guess... Paul

You'd be right, Amy

I'm *good* with hints and clues (if I notice them in the first place)... I tend to give ones that are a bit too subtle, and I don't give them to Pod anymore because they never reach their destination...

The best way to get me to pick up a hint or
clue is by putting it on the ground where
I'm likely to walk. My shoes always seem to
pick up anything that isn't nailed down.

That's better than the method Pod's suggested for making sure he gets a hint...

*rolls over in seat still sleeping murmring*

....no there is plenty of room in the car for the sweedish bikini team.........no I totaly understand it's very hot in the car right now........if it will make you girls feel cooler and more comfortable by all means take off your........


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Shhh. Tacsatduck! If those Swedish girls
remove their bikinis, they'll attract a flock
of .

Uh-oh, too late. Here they come.

.

.

.

!!!!

*still sleeping mumbling*

....get the flock out of here.....


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PAGING BO PEEP!

The are probably Bo Peep's
misssing flock. I hope she stil wants them back...
If she doesn't, they may run for office, and we'll
end up with more woolly-headed politicans.

* looks vacantly out of the window *

Why is little Bo Peep running to catch us up and shaking her fist?

Driver! Hit the accelerator!

*Anticipates fountains of *

Does Basildon really have fountains of ,
Pod? How come I've never heard tell of this
phenomenon before?

* jolts back *

I have not heard about them before but it says there are on the map on Amy's back ...

We still have a little left in here Paul, would you like some ?

Has anyone else noticed that the Hippo Jazz band are still playing the same tune?

Its those Tuba solos.. they can take a while..

* sips *

Well it certinly seems to be

* tops up POD's glass and hopes they get to Basildon before the runs out *

* wonders why they are still going round this roundabout - its been hours now *

* notices that Amy is curled up asleep *

I wasn't asleep! Just resting my eyes...

poddy my lover ! oh i have missed you these pages go too fast for me
have a mufflewhump while i have some of the

*hic* oh u bad lad, getting me *hic* in this state *hic* so u *hic* can have ur *hic* wicked way *hic* wiv me *hic* l8r *hic*

8)
your lover Roo????

Maybe we can speed up the tuba solos by
asking them to play "Flight of the Bumblebee."