h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* Plays solo from Hotel California *

coooooooool. i st. patrick
go to my page and help campagin for a heart smiley!!!!

coooooooool. i st. patrick
go to my page and help campagin for a heart smiley!!!!

we are here "YAY" now just to take a short nap before the fun begins


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Fun?

We're doing this for fun?

I thought we were going to Basildon in order to save
the universe from terrorist creatures that are half
and half , and very .

(We can't have any silliness in this part of the galaxy.
What would the neighbors think?)

no no no that was last month when we were trying to stop the property values of earth from droping any lower by trying to stop the


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aaah. well i thort i was here cus i think poddys a nice person.

Poddy is certainly a nice person, though I don't
understand him very well yet. I'm staying unitl
I figure him out!

* Bows to POD *

Paul, I think you'll be here a while, then...

I'm staying until I work him out too..

Roo!
Of course, everyone here is great.

Now, then, if you follow me down the high street, on the left you will see the W H Smiths. This is where they sell newspapers. Next to it is a phone box, and next to that a tree...

omy asks if it is a squirrel in the tree.
i wonder what we r doing and 2ur greatness and everyone elses

have mufflewhumps!!!!

Have mufflewhumps, will travel. well I thought it was funny anyway.

Thats not a squirrel it's...it's....oh I guess it could be a squirrel I was thought it was King Kong but in this light it could be a squirrel

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* wonders when the tour will get them to the fountain or if they are going to have to save the universe after all *

Heads squirrel, tails King Kong.



If this is a larch tree, it's probably
the Minister of Silly Walks.....

I suppose the fountain looks
just like a piece of stemware? Or is
it a cute little stone fountain with
gargoyles and dancing fish and toga-clad
mermaids?

*checks Amy's back*


It should be here somewhere...

*looks around*

I think they've built a Pizza Hut over it...

ohh should we hit the pizza hut lunch buffet and look around to see if it is still inside mabyee

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Yes, and perhaps, using the Pizza slices as rudimentary tools, we could dig our way through the parquet floor to the below!

ah I see you have had the pizza at pizza hut before

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Worse.. I had the "all you can eat" buffet.

They should call it the "All you will ever be able to eat again" buffet...

This is of course a personal opinion.. in no way endorsed by the Government, and I will be out of the hospital soon..