h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You mean the one next to that small group of hovering fieldmice?

oh, yes, that one...

Don't ask me how I know this 2legs, but you've just got an email. I can sense it.

obviously very perceptive I'll go check

*grabs the tree and plants it firmly in the ground with sheer brute strength, then, realizes that he has just crushed his foot*

Hi Plato! Did you know there is a tree growing out of your foot?

*puts on worse American accent: addresses Pod::
"you got mail"

*hangs a few ornaments from the tree*

Hmm... that looks nice... I think i'll keep it

*arranges a string of lights and tinsil on the tree

anyone got a popcorn string?

2legs has come? This club should get even more interesting...

I know Roo asked about this a while ago, but... Roo, of course pencils can write on me... I'm not flesh, I'm paper!

*hangs candy canes on tree*

*eats a candycane when no-one is looking*

I could have sworn I'd put a candy cane there... *shrugs* *hangs another*

*suddenly ignores a leaf laying on the ground.
*unexpectidly jumps into tree and climbs up it

*reads mail *
*puts string on tree*

Has everyone signed their whimsey forms? I hope so. We don't want the people from the "Everything for a pound" shop harassing us..

* signs forms *

If when you go into that shop you can buy everthing for one pund, would the first customer not pay their pound and take all the stock?

First customer that tried that, Light, would be shoved in a box and posted out of town...

Sucessfully falls out of tree, with sSquerril:
Thought so, critters get everywhere...

If there's squirrels, it means that hedgehogs can't be far away...

*dashes into "All Bazookas for a pound!"*

*dives head-first into nearby bomfire
*ponders why there is a bomfire here, some time after bomfire night...
*rummages