h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hmmm a desired storage and distribution system for ..

A bucket?

There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza,
There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, a hole!

Well, fix it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
Well, fix it, Dear Henry, Dear Henry, well, fix it!

(And so on ad brain-rot)

Pod, nobody said *what kind* of distribution facitity
was needed. That poor little mufflewhump would
have done its best to give us what we wanted.
It could even have turned into a camel, which
could store the in its hump.


Hmmmmm, a camel?

How to identify camels:

A Bacterian camel has one hump.
A Dromedary camel has two humps.
A camel is looking for its wallet and singing "Show me the way to go home"

I never doubt the power of the mufflewhump Paul

I was merely being whimsical- as is one of the few privilages of mere mortals, though whimsy itself has of course been banned in Basildon for several years now.

indeed!

Whimsy banned in Basildon....

We must fight the good fight, and make the world safe for whimsy again,
or else....or else.....okay, I don't know what or else there will be.
Maybe the world is already safe for whimsy...

Well, I believe that Whimsy is allowed by people in the privacy of their own homes.. but never in public, and never without written consent...

* wonders who gets to give the written concent and if there is an application form. If there is a form where do they all live. What a great job. Imagine collating a book of reasons why you should be allowed to be whimsical ... *

* hopes that her thoughts do not count or she is in trouble *

I'll gladly fill out forms for both of you,
LHG and Pod. There is so much heaviness in
the world right now, everything will sink
into a pit without some nice, light whimsical
thoughts.

See, it's working already.

So it is!

Thanks Paul! Remember, the council need them filled out in triplicate and stamped by a policeman.. but after that, we can chat away merrily about giraffes without fear of persecution or arrest!

yyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhh and whimsy
*settles down and fills in a form*

roo, watch where you're signing... That's my hand...

*moves hand, which has the beginnings of an 'r' on it*

sowwieammmy *slurs*
had2muchmethinks
*hic*tis all *hic* poddy's fault. he's *hic* trying *hic* to get me into *hic* a state *hic* where i might *hic* him *hic* and give *hic* him my *hic* last muff*hic*, sorry *hic* last mufflewhump *hic* *hic*

Well, at least it's in pencil, so it can be erased... And Pod's too much of a gentleman for that, isn't he?

yeah sowwie. i was lying to disguise the fact that that wasn't an r, it was the first part of an x. u see, i am illiterate.hence the chubby pencil marks.
sorry.
and anyway, didn;t think pencil drew well on skin? maybe this chubby one does?



p.s. and sowwie to pod.as if i wouldn;t give him my last mufflewhump anyway

OK, so who was it who hid this thread from me?

Welcome to Basildon 2Legs! As you can see, we have discovered an infinite source of under the Pizza hut.

Roo: As a gentleman, I would never consider depriving a lady of her last mufflewhump!

ahh, so this is what Basildon looks like
Hmm,
Yes,
ahh, as yes,
hmm, oh,
yeah: pretty much as i expected and Oh, this source of is from under a pizza?

OK, who is going to expailn to 2Legs?

Allow me!
Ahem..

Well it all started with Amy's back and then there were the hippos except the hippos came later, and.. ehh.. what happened to them anyway? Never mind.. they don't matter.. they played jazz though, but that isn't the point and so then we were on our way! No that was before.. Well, it all began when we were looking for and we went round and round for a bit, or was that later? And then there was Pizza, and Roo said she was my lover, or was that the start? I can't remember now. Hippos Jazz was good though.. actually, it is all on Amy's back- she has the map see.. well, it all started with Pod and the frogs.. no that's way to early.. anyway.. that is how it was, really.. see? Yes... now, where are we again?

Oh, well thats OK, it all make sense now, just one thing, why is this tree sliding about like that?