h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

first, I reckon, Light..
We'll need it..

always works for me

*Plato and the others are discreetly escorted off the bus to Basildom for being too riotous and left by the roadside*

Oh dear...

whatever. i'm lost

STOP THE BUS!!!

*screeeeeeech*
thanx poddy

* continues to sip *

*a little old lady shakes her fist at Pod from the top of the bus*

*dang only got to 184 will pick up tomorow I guess*

Hello pod and everybody

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Welcome, Tac! Have a mufflewhump!

Are we down to my shoulder yet? *tries unsuccessfully to look at map*

Hey Tac, welcome aboard!

Thank you for reading the backlog.. But I doubt it will help much...

Amy, I reckon were somewhere on your shoulder, about three miles out of Baslisdon- as the old song goes..


"Three miles short of Basildon..
My horse began to sqeak
I rubbed it with some olive oil
And now it barely speaks.."


*Chucks marshmallow at old lady*
*old lady produces flame thrower*

Oooops....

*panics (I'm paper, remember?)*

* hopes she is not faced with the dilema of having to choose between saving her or saving Amy by throwing it over Amy to save her *

Hmmm, that old lady must be a member of
Hell's Granny's. Maybe she also helps out
at the drug factory in the Lower East Side
of Manhattan that was spied on by the Northeast
(U.S.) Researchers at our meet-up.



No. My mistake. This is her sister.

*rolls up as tightly as a lollipop stick and whimpers*

*Places Amy in comfortable fire proof container..

..Toasts marshmallows*

* takes a toasted marshmallow *

*muffled--Thanks, Pod... But what about you flesh folks? Doesn't fire cause...what's it called again... pain?*