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Chickens are very poor drivers (a dream)
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 7, 2009
I tell 'em like I see 'em.
(Waves to people in stadium. 
)
Chickens are very poor drivers (a dream)
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 7, 2009
*waits for the fat lady to sing 
*
Chickens are very poor drivers (a dream)
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 7, 2009
You were misinformed. It's the "first lady" who will sing.
Chickens are very poor drivers (a dream)
Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Dec 7, 2009
Whihc one??? Who??? *looks about wildly*
Not on X-Factor? It's gone downhill since they lost Jedward...
Chickens are very poor drivers (a dream)
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 7, 2009
our first lady starred in 'so you think you can dance' 
Chickens are very poor drivers (a dream)
Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Dec 7, 2009
Who is your first lady?
Chickens are very poor drivers (a dream)
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 7, 2009
any that wants to
me
Chickens are very poor drivers (a dream)
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 7, 2009
I'm house trained and cheap to runI just want a good honest femalepreferably with a good bank balance -I'm skint
Chickens are very poor drivers (a dream)
Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Dec 7, 2009
Have you tried the lonely-hearts columns? Or asking lil to fix you up?
Chickens are very poor drivers (a dream)
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 7, 2009
there's not that many on the planet that could up with my humour
married once, long story, but never again
Chickens are very poor drivers (a dream)
Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Dec 7, 2009
Ah, this could be turned into a shorty-story-a-clef and sent to the AWW...hint, hint...
Chickens are very poor drivers (a dream)
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 7, 2009
simple
she was crap as a wife/mother, I was was ace as a husband and 18 year to date a single parent of a boy and girl (now 23 and 22)
Chickens are very poor drivers (a dream)
Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Dec 7, 2009
Wow. You deserve an award.
Chickens are very poor drivers (a dream)
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 7, 2009
<>all in a days work for a true parent, one role I do take seriously, I don't anything else in life
Chickens are very poor drivers (a dream)
Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Dec 7, 2009
As a non-parent, I 
you.
Chickens are very poor drivers (a dream)
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 7, 2009
thank you my friend, I appreciate that
but we are detracting from the chickens
Chickens are very poor drivers, except those that crash traffic lights
Chickens are very poor drivers (a dream)
Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Dec 7, 2009
Chickens crash traffic lights???
Shame on those chickens...
...
Chickens are very poor drivers (a dream)
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 7, 2009
in the days when I had a car(nicked and never found)never afforded one since
anyone who tried to play chicken with menever wonidiot at the wheel = ME!
I wasn't driving
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who needs cars!
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Chickens are very poor drivers (a dream)
Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Dec 7, 2009
*chokes*
Am I to understand that you jumped out of an airplane...
*after* being involved in the most horrendously improbable automobile accident I have ever heard of?
You, sir, are mad, bad, and dangerous to know.
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- 41: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 7, 2009)
- 42: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Dec 7, 2009)
- 43: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 7, 2009)
- 44: Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor (Dec 7, 2009)
- 45: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Dec 7, 2009)
- 46: Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor (Dec 7, 2009)
- 47: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Dec 7, 2009)
- 48: Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor (Dec 7, 2009)
- 49: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Dec 7, 2009)
- 50: Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor (Dec 7, 2009)
- 51: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Dec 7, 2009)
- 52: Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor (Dec 7, 2009)
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- 54: Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor (Dec 7, 2009)
- 55: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Dec 7, 2009)
- 56: Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor (Dec 7, 2009)
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