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Chickens are very poor drivers (a dream)
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 7, 2009
it was only 2000ft to the floor
that was the second ever jump, I did another 2 after that
One Yorkshire head made of granite and cross with an idiot = ME
I live (and die) for humour
Chickens are very poor drivers (a dream)
Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Dec 7, 2009
You will never die. It is obvious that even your fellow Englishmen can't kill you.
We need more chicken jokes...what kinds of chickens are popular in Yorkshire?
My grandfather had a very mean banty rooster once...
Chickens are very poor drivers (a dream)
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 7, 2009
if he was alive today, I'd baffle Albert Einstein
DNA and clone me! not a chance on earth
why did the chicken cross the road ?
because it was stapled to the punk
(punk rock era)
Chickens are very poor drivers (a dream)
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 7, 2009
you want daft Dimitri, you got it
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Chickens are very poor drivers (a dream)
Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Dec 7, 2009
I'm beginning to see this...
So the chicken crossed the road to talk to Amyl Nitrate?
Chickens are very poor drivers (a dream)
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 7, 2009
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Why_did_the_chicken_cross_the_road%3F
but! did anyone think to ask the actual first chicken to cross the road ?? why!
Chickens are very poor drivers (a dream)
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 8, 2009
Chickens can neither drive nor talk, so you wouldn't have gotten an intelligible answer even if you *had* asked the first chicken. Who, by the way, was probably a T. Rex. 
Chickens are very poor drivers (a dream)
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 8, 2009
did not the chicken talk in the library with the frog ??
chicken - book! book! book!
frog - readit! readit! readit!
Chickens are very poor drivers (a dream)
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 8, 2009
That's cute! 
The frog jumped to conclusions, and the chicken got peckish and wandered away.
Chickens are very poor drivers (a dream)
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 8, 2009
I'm glad they evolvedT-Rex and chips just doesn't have the same ring as chicken and chips
Chickens are very poor drivers (a dream)
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 8, 2009
We wouldn't be able to eat them if they hadn't evolved.
Chickens are very poor drivers (a dream)
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 8, 2009
with only the 8 teeth I have leftI'm bloody glad as well
Chickens are very poor drivers (a dream)
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 8, 2009
kip time calls, so I'll wish you a peasant afternoon at your end Paul and I'll see you later my friend - take care ok
Chickens are very poor drivers (a dream)
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 8, 2009
I'll try "pleasant" as well 
Chickens are very poor drivers (a dream)
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 8, 2009
Peasant afternoons can be okay, too.
Chickens are very poor drivers (a dream)
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 8, 2009
this peasant is off to w*rk once again 
Chickens are very poor drivers (a dream)
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 8, 2009
what have you caught this time ?
hope your not too ill my friend
Chickens are very poor drivers (a dream)
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 8, 2009
I haven't caught it yet, but I expect to catch my breath soon. 
Chickens are very poor drivers (a dream)
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 8, 2009
I once caught a bus, bloody hell! ain't they heavy
Chickens are very poor drivers (a dream)
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 9, 2009
Not as heavy as a falling star. 
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