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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Jul 4, 2004
*picks Lady Scott's mouth up off the floor, dusts it off on the knee of her jeans, slaps it back on Lady Scott*
There you go Lady S- good as new! 
Um, well, except that I have it upside down. You'll just have to remember to wipe the drool from your forehead instead of your chin from now on, after you've fallen asleep unexpectedly at your computer. 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 4, 2004
Expect the unexpected. 
Also, watch out for Voldemort, who might mistake your mouth for the zigzag scar on Harry Potter's forehead. 
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broelan Posted Jul 6, 2004
She said upside down, not lopsided!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 6, 2004
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Lady Scott Posted Jul 7, 2004
*still finds it a little difficult to speak*
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 7, 2004
You must belong to the silent majority.
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Lady Scott Posted Jul 7, 2004
*thinks that could be possible*
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Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Jul 7, 2004
Paul.
*keeps silent*
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 7, 2004
Isn't Kinky the twin of Tinky? Or is it winky? 
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jul 7, 2004
How does one keep silent? Is there a special container for it?
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Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Jul 7, 2004
Yeah. It's in Tinky-Winky's little purple purse. 
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jul 7, 2004
It all comes together and makes perfect sense now! Thanks!
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Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Jul 7, 2004
That purse of his is terribly kinky, don't you think? 
Tinky Winky's kinky dinky .................... purse.
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Lady Scott Posted Jul 7, 2004
*sings the Slinky theme song*
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Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Jul 8, 2004
*gets down and finky*
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 8, 2004
Did you buy your down on eBay, AW?
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Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Jul 8, 2004
Ebay down might be stinky, Paul.
*wrinkles nose*
*holds nose*
*drops it*
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 8, 2004
If you've just dropped your nose, you won't be able to smell how stinky the down is.
So, are you gonna buy a new nose on eBay?
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Jul 8, 2004
It's been a while since I've done this
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- 5781: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Jul 4, 2004)
- 5782: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jul 4, 2004)
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