h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

... and the Rose Garden will become a pond!?? Cool!!! I'm going to plan a trip to D.C...

Maybe Kermit can get some French to paint the White House a la Manet's "Lily Pond."

Ah, but do we truly want any further help from the French, mon cher?




Paul

If we're planning a big banquet, yes!

If we're looking for neat paintings to put on our walls, yes!

If we're looking for help in invading Iraq, no.

And we'd have to settle for Polish fries or German fries or Bulgarian fries...

We'd be better off with Chinese stir-fries.

Paul

How are you this fabulous morning?

I guess I'm pretty good.

Busy day ahead, but what can I do? Laundry to do. Concert to sing in tonight. Tomorrow I have to go for a flexible sigmoidoscopy.

You don't *have* to have a flexible anything! Couldn't you opt to run away instead? Run, Paul, run!



I'm planning a fun-filled day of washing clothes and dishes myself.

It isn't as if I'm doing it for fun.

I;m sure the FS will be a pain in the butt!

Doctors have absolutely no respect for privacy! Why is it that they only want to look at things that are best left personal?

I can't get my Doc to look at my ankle that's been injured. That's not embarrassing enough, I guess.

Maybe if you asked him to look at it only when the nurse is also present ...

I'll make sure it's spurting streams of theatrical blood next time ... Monty Python style.

That'll get *her* attention.

... I'll trail it through the waiting room.

Paul

I hope all is well with you.

You'd think that after having a woman doctor for decades, I wouldn't fall into the "he" trap. Old habits die hard, I suppose.

Okay, I left you a bunch of pun openings there, Paul. Enjoy!

I hope he feels like punning...

The test sucked!

The only good thing about it is that I got a clean bill of health.
The preparations and aftermath were not nearly as bad as I'd feared.
I just want to put it all behind me and forget about it.

Shea, do really, really want a pun out of me?

Okay, I'm happy to oblige.

Why did the British snob only want to be seen by doctors who had been knighted? Because he felt that every doc should be a peer (dock/pier)

Glad you got a clean bill of health!


Kinda makes you wish you hadn't bothered with it all, doesn't it? I mean if they'd actually found something wrong, then it would have been worth it, but to go through all that and have them tell you that you're perfectly healthy? What a waste of all that prep and aftermath!

Well, I hope that made you feel better!