h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Agreed!


I vote for Miss Piggy.

Miss Piggy?

Sounds good. She'd be very tough on the terrorists.

Now *there's* a candidate even *I* could stand behind!

The frogs would support her, too. Vive Mademoiselle Piggy!

Viola! A candidate we all can agree on.




Does our constitution allow swine in the White House?

We've put up with a lot of piggish antics from presidents in the past, so I don't see why not!

So why not?

(Swine ought)

Of course - she'd put a moretorium on all pork dishes, and bacon would be a thing of the past... And now more silk purses out of a sow's ear!

I'm sorry - that was meant to ready "no more" not "now more"... my fingers are typing faster than my brain can think again...

Put in my vote for Miss Piggy!

Vote count thus far:

Miss Piggy - 1
George Shrubbery - 0
John (what the)F Kerry - 0

I can't count to two.

Vote count thus far:

Miss Piggy - 2
George Shrubbery - 0
John (what the)F Kerry - 0


The rest of you thought that Miss Piggy is a winning candidate, but have not yet cast your votes officially.

::passes out voting punch cards::

Don't leave your chads dangling ...

I wouldn't mind if you do.

I cast a vote for Miss Piggy.

Vote count thus far:

Miss Piggy - 3
George Shrubbery - 0
John (what the)F Kerry - 0




Thank you, Paul! Never let it be said that you haven't done your part in the war against two-party terrorism.

Actually, I'm doing it so Kermit the Frog can be part of the governing tea,/

Sorry, that should be team, not tea.

*punches voting card and checks to make sure there are no hanging chads*


Miss Piggy! Miss Piggy! Miss Piggy!


I hope I managed to punch the right place on the card...


Excuse me, would you mind checking this and make sure I voted for Miss Piggy?

I vote Miss Piggy also... chads be damned!

Now we're getting somewhere.