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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 21, 2004
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 21, 2004
Nice to see you, Lady Scott.
Yes, Richard III's kingdom was about as averse as anything can get.
A is a , of course, of course...
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Mar 21, 2004
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Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing Posted Mar 22, 2004
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 22, 2004
Who's that yammering away?
Is it some dic-tater?
I really must ap-peel for some mercy, or we'll have mash hysteria.
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Lady Scott Posted Mar 23, 2004
Tuber or not tuber, that is the question...
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Mar 23, 2004
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 23, 2004
Go ahead, chip away.
You say potato, and I'll say potahto.
I say, this topic is turning into a hot potato.
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Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing Posted Mar 23, 2004
Eye see I'll have to consult with King Edward.
He's a chip off the old block and I should
get a crisp answer from him.
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Mar 23, 2004
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Mar 24, 2004
Well you know what they say... a spade is a spade! Unless of course you're using a sharpshooter or a gardening rake...
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Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing Posted Mar 24, 2004
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted May 12, 2004
Hey Paul, fancy a trip to Austin?
http://events.publicbroadcasting.net/kut/events.eventsmain?action=showEvent&eventID=162519
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 12, 2004
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 17, 2004
I guess Red Dog isn't the only researcher whose fan club is dying.
I'm melting, melting. All my beautiful wickedness is melting away. What a world! What a world!
Bring on the golliwog girls!
The Triplets of Paulville.
For my next song, I'd like to sing a Tom Lehrer classic called "I hold your hand in mine," which accurately describes the mindset of a deranged mutilationist. If you wish for me to *not* sing it, throw fruit at me, the more delicious the better. I like ripe pears, peaches, and mangoes.
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Lady Scott Posted May 17, 2004
I didn't know Red Dog had a fan club, just a journal entry that he keeps trying to kill.
I just happen to have 3 mangoes on hand... and I still have one pear-apple left. Have you ever had one of those things? They're crisp like apples, but have a grainy texture more like a pear... sort of taste more like a pear.
I also have some overripe bananas and some strawberries... and a few apples.
But no I'm not going to throw them at you.
Oh and I saw a joke today that you'd love... lemme see if I can find the link...
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Lady Scott Posted May 17, 2004
Ok, I couldn't find the link I saw today (I was reading over Amy+'s shoulder), but it seems that joke is online in many different forms. This one comes closest to what I read today:
This chap goes to the doctor and complains about his leg. "It keeps talking," he says.
The doctor tells him to take off his trousers and lay on the examination couch. He then listens to the man's thigh through his stethoscope.
The thigh says "Lend us a tenner"
"Remarkable," says the doctor, moving the stethoscope down to the knee.
"Lend us a fiver," says the knee.
"Incredible," says the doctor, moving the stethoscope down to the ankle.
"Lend us a couple of quid," says the ankle.
"Amazing says the doctor.
"What's wrong?" asks the man.
"Well its very unusual, but I think your leg is broke in three places."
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 17, 2004
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted May 18, 2004
Cute!!!
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