h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I wouldn't know... but as long as he's under your control, he can't get into too much trouble, can he?



Or maybe he can!

...on *your* sofa, plenty.

Oh, I suppose he could try living
in the old British castles dinnerware
that's in a box on the sofa. That'll
keep him occupied until he realizes
that most of those castles were full
of rabbit hunters...

*my* sofa? Or Paul's?






And how would you know how much trouble a FPR can get into on either or our sofas?




And what about your sofa? couldn't he get into just as much trouble there?

Funny, my sofa is currently occupied by a Sony DVD player box that I haven't gotten around to tossing in the trash, a box of "Bullwinkle and Rocky" stationery, my computer's manuals (still in their original shrink wrap), and several books (mostly Harry Potter) tossed casually about.

Wait! This must mean I'm a slob!

No! This must mean I'm SINGLE!!! Ha!

I'm not home at the moment, but I'd bet a box of fluffy pink rabbits that there's a big TJ sprawled on my sofa ...

Oh, don't forget the rude things Popeye used to mutter under his breath ...

I think Rhian's on mine, watching daytime tv

hmmm


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Well, sofa so good.
Sadly though, I don't have one.
Am I missing out I wonder?

I can assure you that you are missing out.... they are wonderful for long afternoon naps!

Or, if you're a fluffy pink rabbit,
three-week naps.

Ok, Paul, What have you been slipping ito his fluffy pink rabbit food!

Probably some fluffy pink sedatives....

When they go fluffy and pink, it may be time to throw them out...

When they go fluffy and pink, it may be time to throw them out...

Sorry. Got a proxy error thingy.

That's ok, it bore repeating.

I have h2g2 all to myself today.
I shall hatch an evil (and cunning) plan.
Mwaah-haaa-haa

You keep saying that... are you sitting on your nest?