h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Are you saying there's anything wrong with having us for company??



Bassman

It must be Paul's evil Thdayite influence... but yes Lurcher dear.. I'm hoping for a RL gropefest

If you'd like, Batty, I could try and
persuade Paul H. to become a Thingite.
He's pretty stubborn, though. He might
convert *me* to a Thursdayite, even.

What a world, what a world!

feel free to try FPR but it's been attempted by quite a few of us already... we would have had him at the NY pubcrawl in November except he wasn't drinking.. the en..

Maybe he'll go for my elderberry wine.

Hey! There's a pink fluffy rabit out here!...*opens a pouch...*hmmm, same 'eternal flask-o-fire' I been swillin'...looks into another pouch...sniffs...nope...the herbs ain't gone bad...
Ooooo, Oooooo, I COULD BE haven' a flashback!
But, wait...I don't EVER remember seeing a pink rabbit... fluffy nor otherwise...*sits all confuse-a-lated like...*

I'm not a *typical* rabbit, Pandora.

A magician made me this way, in fact.
It could have been worse; he could have
made me disappear altogether.

Oh. I can get behind that! After all I *do* have *my* moments!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Welcome to the club. Or are you just "lurking"? Because the good stuff's not for lurkers...*shoves the oldest mead towords a bush...*Care for an ? How 'bout a nice glass of carrott juice?

Sounds good.

Thanks!

If I start to lurk behind the bushes, it means
one of two things:

1. Rabbit instincts
or
2. Someone left the door of the White House open.

OOOOOH

A Fwuffy Pink Wabbit .... Wait tiw I get my hands on yow



Elmer

Oh my hell...I've died and begun my AfterLife in a flippin' cartoon!
Say, I know it's not exac-a-lac-aly a cartoon...but can I be the hooka smoking catiplllar?

...*sniffs the herbs again jusss to be certain someone hasn't *spiked* them...*

...*dons her yellow rubber thigh boots, rubber bib overalls (with bright red suspenders) and yellow rain slicker with the hood up and fastened tightly...ready to take on Bassman in the First Annual Pandora Fan Club Green Tea Mudle Wrestle 2002/7/25.*

Batty and Lurcher shall begin when ready: complimentary drinks will flow before - during and - after the Mud Wrestle...aprox start time High Noon EST (12:00pm) = 5:00pm UK thingie.

"Oh you look wonderful!"
"Love that outfit!!"
"Bet you can kick that guy's
"The tea can only make you even MORE loverly!"

Well, I said they were complimentary!

May the best...er, the ...may the best... ...everybody get in there an kick some serious a*s!WWHHOO-HOO!!

First party I ever threw and missed.

Don't feel bad, Pandora.

Here I am, surrounded by Thingites.
Even the pink rabbit wants me to join.


But bribing me with elderberry wine?
That's what the little old ladies in
"Arsenic and Old Lace" used to lace with
arsenic so they could kill old gentlemen
who dropped in for Sundya dinner.

I'm willing to compromise with the Thingites,
by the way. I'll use their names for the
days of the week as long as I can start
with the *real* names. Monsodit, Tueswimpy,
Wedneswibble, Thursthing, Fripoet, Saturdoobry,
and Sundontbry.

Somehow, I don't think they'll accept that.

I have enough trouble remembering what day of the week it is, without changing the names about!!

I can count to ten in Korean though



Bassman

You could look at the first syllable
of my day-names and add "-day", Bassman.
I'm not trying to make things harder, honest.

No No, I'm complaining about the Thingites....



Bassman

Or should that be Thursdayites to us real people



Bassman

Woopsie.. I seem to have missed the mudwrestling... if it's any consolation I've been ing Lurcher in pretty much every other thread though..

Who's complaining about the Thingites???

Wrestling isn't until tomorrow - so don't panic.



I've heard that line somewhere before....





Bassman