h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Lost for words Paul? This must surely be a first!

*Wonders whether she might be too late and Pan has already ruined this nice young fellow*

Too Late for Paul H. I'm afraid.



Bassman

Haven't you considered the reverse
conclusion, Bassman? Namely, that I
might have ruined Pandora, and am well
on the way to ruining Gwennie?

Nice one centurion....



Bassman

...having been hit with the bucket-o-ice...jumps up screaming...*I HAVEN'T HADSUCH A CHILL BETWEEN MY LEGS SINCE......*remembers she's not alone and Gwennie NEVER let's her live ANYthing down so she shuts her pie hole...*

...*batts her long eyelashes at Paul H...*Paul H., I think it as you that has made me a fallen woman! I always fall for a fellow who likes books and songs...eps. when he sings to me!

...*takes out note pad and writes what she plans to do next to Gwennie...turns her back so noone can see...*BWAHAHAHA!!!


lookie what I can do...

*Gives Pan's finely balanced a playful swipe, sending it into Bassman's face*

'Tis impossible to ruin me Paul...I'm incorruptible because I'm tone deaf and wouldn't recognise a tuneful song if it visited me in the small hours and put a up my nightdress.

*Helps herself to Pan's and flicks some at the still dazed Bassman*

Thanks dearie!

I heard it wern't up your night skirt...I heard tell it were !!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

s Who from? Has my hubby been talking to you on MSN again Pan?

I don't Tart-N-Tell. Really though...even your E-mails have cob webs on um! ~~~~~~~~~~

how about thursday night for the mud fight?

Okie-dokie...we've just to work out the time. There are a couple of us....whom shall remain nameless, right Batty? Who live on the correct side of The Pond. Well, it may not really be the correct side...but everyone says at least we drive on the right side of the street.
I can make Thursday...anytime, as long as the power says on.
Things are pretty laid back in Hicksville Ohio...along comes a wee puff of wind...and out go the lights.
Batty, who are you to wrestle? We might have to wrestle him up.
...*knows that Paul H. is disaproving...doesn't care...gotta' have SOME interesting things about one's self to keep a fella on the hook. Er, I mean keep a man interested...*

POSTED: WINNER FIGHTS WINNER...FINAL WINNER WINS AN ALL EXPENSE PAID VACATION FOR THREE TO THE INSIVIBLE PLANET IN THE UNKNOWN GALAXY. (and incase it isn't me...
would the winner please pick me up another bottomless flask-o-fire and N2o tank? )

*Still wandering about in his grass skirt, goggles and a snorkel*

We ever goin` to get this wrasslin` under way, feel a proper prat dressed up like this

I don't know what prats are, Lurcher, but if
you say you look like one, I'll take your word for
it.

well, i can get online by 8pm i expect, what does that work out to on the 'correct' side of the pond?

You`re already on the *correct* side of the pond Lizzy, but work on around 2 or 3 pm (depending on where) on t`other side

All this talk of different sides of the pond is making me dizzy....

Wipes away specs of mud left by



Bassman

*quickly gets her dive skin, tutu and hiking boots back on* I think Lurcher and I were scheduled to grope uh.. wrestle each other...

At this point Thursday is not a problem.. especially if it's early enough over here.. but that's subject to change if I schedule a wrestling match with Prince Charming IRL..

Oh..I see..hopin` to get some RL gropin` practice in eh??

Good for you gel!!

She said Thursday rather than Thing.

Batty
Batty

It's the company she's keepin'.