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* giggles *

Yes but some of us dont eat any at all so maybe he is just eating our shares for us...

I bought three apples (organic) this morning, as well some bananas (also organic) and a couple of grapefruits

Banana are my favourite

I absolutely hate bananas! I can't stand the smell!

<--- PF's five daily portions of fruit.

Raisinettes<----My daily portions of fruit.

(for UK and others those are chocolate covered raisins in US)

Well I'm glad you're looking at a well rounded diet PF

well it is apple juice PF

Indeed. As well as 'apple juice', I like 'grape juice' and, erm, 'barley water'.

'Well-rounded' is my middle name, elwood.

Move over South Beach and low-carb, this is the Parrferris diet

You should write a book, PF! I'll bet loads of people will try it!

Great diet! Yeah if you want 'Well-rounded' to be your body type as well!

Oh I seem to have that without the diet.

So, PF did you enjoy the chilli

I'm brewing up a gallon of cider in the shed as we speak!

And 40pints of beer and a gallon of wine

Sounds good. My Dad's making cider again this year and I'm hoping to actually get to try it this time, before he drinks it all himself!



Chilli?

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I just went and picked a load of blackberrys to make into blackberry wine.

Could be good

blackberries make really good wine

So do rose petals

I'm trying to raise the standard of living of the poor schlubs who have to live in banana republics. I do this by buying bananas so their countries can have American dollars with which to buy Levi jeans and Coca Cola from us Americans.

I'm drinking the bitter now, it is excellent

The wine came out very acid. The girls at work have asked if they can have some. I'm hoping it'll mellow out given some time in a bottle

The cider still hasen't stopped fermenting, I never even put in any sugar, the tescos value applejuice must have a hell of a lot of sugar in it too keep going all this time.h