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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Aug 5, 2006
*Thinks about rolling Parrfers out into a sheet and punching him full of holes*
Naaaaaah 
Parrferrisum 
There was a girl in my class at junior school called Susan Brimblecombe. She fell off her bike once and got up, almost unscathed. Someone remarked that she must have been made of unbreakable Brimblebone 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 5, 2006
Well, maybe it's not too late to scathe her. 
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parrferris Posted Aug 5, 2006
Hmm. I like the idea of Parrferrisum, but I suspect that rather than being a lovely light, shiny metallic film suitable for making sequins, it would be a dull beige doughy substance, slightly slimy to the touch and with no known practical use. Except, possibly, for Gosho to punch holes in.
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Flossie the cat (I love Dewey to bits) Posted Aug 6, 2006
I think it's what they make unicorns and mermaids and handsome princes from 
And I don't think my Dad would ever want to punch holes in it cos he's a nice man.
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Aug 6, 2006
* gives Flossie some fish *
I think you are probably right Flossie *
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Aug 8, 2006
They make unicorns and mermaids and handsome princes from a dull beige doughy substance, slightly slimy to the touch? Maybe, I've never actually seen a real unicorn, mermaid or handsome prince, they could be slightly slimy ... at least I believe mermaids are anyway.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 8, 2006
Such a prince would look handsome to the unicorns and mermaids, but maybe nobody else 
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parrferris Posted Aug 9, 2006
Anyway, everyone knows you make princes from frogs.
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Aug 9, 2006
So true - but not every frog you kiss turns into a prince 
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Aug 10, 2006
No kidding! I got warty lips from kissing so many frogs!
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Aug 10, 2006
Do you mind? I'm eating 
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Aug 11, 2006
I don't mind! Here, have a warty 
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Aug 12, 2006
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elwood Posted Aug 14, 2006
PFerrs--->
or
PFerrs--->
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Aug 15, 2006
PFerrs ---> 
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parrferris Posted Aug 15, 2006
PFerrs --->
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Aug 15, 2006
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Aug 15, 2006
And that's just for breakfast 
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Aug 15, 2006
Well apples are supposed to be good for you
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Aug 15, 2006
'An apple a day' is supposed to be good for you - Parrfers is noshing the whole bloody orchard there
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