h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*burp*

I think I'll order some pie a lie mode.

::gives Paul a random variable pork pie::
ab

thats odd
ab

thats more like it
ab

If it's odd, do we have to wait for an even one>?

you can't have an even 1 !
ab

That's true.
But if another 1 came along, and you added 1 + 1, you would have 2, which would be even.

You wait all day for 1 and then 2 come along at once!
'
'

ab

I was in a coma before they were fashionable.

I'm in one right now

U hear that Halley's Coma comes along every 76 years.

I meant for the first word to be I, not U.

That's a very egotistical statement, Paul.

Thank you!

::sits down to await Halley's/Paul's coma to reach perihelion when it will be visable as a huge exclamation mark over Bradford::
ab

There's always been a huge question mark over Bradford.

There was a kid at our school called Perry Helion. He was really, really *really* tall.

There's a big question mark hanging over the whole of Yorkshire as far as I'm concerned

::straps on tin hat and sits aprehensively in foxhole::
ab