h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

To taste

Do you whip with a standard belt or a cat-o-nine-tails?

A common or garden balloon whisk, actually.

Hard or soft peaks?

Munros!

*Watches with amusement as women faint, horses bolt and strong men grit their teeth*

* regains conciousnes and asks for hers with a little pepper please *

* wiats for GD to help her up - but realises that it could be a long wait *

* decides she is OK resting down here *

This place is about as neglected as a similar thread on my own PS!

Hi guys vp

This thread only seems to wake up 5 or 6 weeks before Halloween.
Is this a haunted thread?

oi-oi Desky the blade!
ab

Hi, AcidBath. Funny, isn't it, how many long-established fan clubs have lapsed into comas?

Yeah! But i've been in a bit of a coma myself viz h2....Of course I *hav'nt* been in a *real* coma...And even if I had, I could'nt have been in a *bit* of a one...Maybe I was in a comma,,, I,ve started to ramble now!
ab

It might have been a semicolon ;

I think 3 years counts as a full stop!
ab

Nah thats clearly an ellipsis...

Ho GreyDesk!

It might be a lacuna, too.

So my sabbatical might be described thus:
._._._._
ab

Hopefully, your sabbatical will be described as "over".

i've missed you Bro!
ab