h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Redders - good to see you old boy....



Squabbling Bleeder Bassman K.F.S. N.F.I. D.F.C. and Bar

Red Dog, you and I have a lot in common. Most importanly, we are both figments of Paul H's imagination.

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... They sincerely believed that this awesome name of God was never to be pronounced. This prohibition was no ordinary affair; it called for a penalty of death on one who dared to utter it. This combination YHWH/Elohim is consistently translated in the English Bible as 'Lord God'. There are also those who write it as 'G-d'...

Hmmm...

*dusts*

:: SNEEZES ::



Blimey! It's got a bit grotty around here



* gets to with his Dyson *

GD doing the cleaning

only joking!

Would you like me to put the kettle on?

And with a Dyson too

Nothing but the best for our GD

I am now on my second Dyson - and certainly rate them

Now I have the kettle on would you like some of GD's ?

I may be some time - no doubt I will have to wash the cups up before we can use them ...

Yes, and the cups are underneath the baking tray, which is underneath the pasta pot, and the frying pans. Then there are the cereal bowls, psta bowls, dinner plates, smaller plates, little plates and oval serving dishes. Somewhere in the mix there is a whole range of pyrex stuff, but as it's clear, you can't actually see it at distance. Then there is all the cutlery precariously balanced amongst all the crockery. And finally underneath the whole lot there is the garlic press that someone hasn't cleared out and have just dumped in a pint pot of water. It's gone off and it stinks to high heaven.

Off you go then. Have you brought your own tea-towels, Light?

YEUCK!

I think bringing rubber gloves, a nose clip and some strong bleach may well be more in order

From the list it must be time for your annual washing up party? Is the person who put the garlic press in the water without cleaning it up coming over too?

If I get some of it done before I have to go out will you cook us all supper?

Of course I'll cook supper, if you can wash up something for me to cook it in.

It sounds like I would have to in order to get to the cups!

What would you cook us?

What do you fancy?

Oh decisions, decisions ...

I guess it depends on what ingredients you have in ... Mind you with this much washing up you would have time to get supplies...

I like most of the things you cook but please remember there is stuff I cant eat ...

Now I must focus on the washing up as I am hungry!

* starts fiddling with mushrooms and some bacon and stuff... *

Mmmmmm, stuff

* returns from the washing up *

* Hopes GD does not notice how much she just had to throw away and the amount still soaking in bleach *

Mmmmmmm

Mmmmmmm Bacon, mushroom AND stuff

Could I have your stuff recipe GDesk? It sounds like it's a crowd favorite.

It's very easy, you pour it into a large bowl and whip lightly

Any seasoning?