h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A would be nice Batty.

What a lovely place you've got here. I first thougth it was an ambassy!

*gets Marjin a glass of VC* actually Michele picked it out for me.. lovely view, don't you think?

::suddenly materializes in the center of the cream cheese and chives dip::

Hellooooo-- er.... ah... nuts. Sorry about that...

::extricates himself from the cream cheese dip and materializes a fresh batch::

Ahem!! Yes, yes, well. Very nice place you've got here, Batty my dear... although I dost fear that the testosterone level is a mite bit high for ahhhhh... 'entertaining'... was that a requirement of my invitation, or may I hang about and drink your anyway???

Oh Thog you're more than welcome to just hang out and drink.. You can always 'entertain' later.. the bar and some tasty treats are on the veranda overlooking the park and there is a full buffet in the dining room if you're a bit more hungry.. if you are looking for something and can't find it ask one of the flonkeys to have some delivered...

(watch him closely Batty - he'll hang dead rats about the place when you least expect it!)

Thog! Lovely to see you! Um... looks like you've got a loin cloth full of cream cheese there bud...

Thank you dear!! Although the hanging 'out' was what I was trying to avoid... s'okay, we can do that bit later, that's cool -- wait til all the mods go to bed... heh heh heh

I must ask though -- the 'flonkeys' -- are they flunky monkeys or are they flolloping donkeys? Just curious you see....

*leans over to one of the flonkeys and whispers to him, officially putting it on Thog detail* (got it covered, Michele.. )

flamingo monkeys... cant remember where I got them though.. maybe I won them as part of a bet..

Now where did I lose Marjin? Good grief! My life is ruled by Heisenberg... I'm never quite sure where anything is..

Hi Michele, Thog,
Perfect choice, Michele,
a pity not all the guests seem as distinguished

But I am just a grumpy old man, probably much older than your mothers.

Good thing I missed the pub-crawl, I seem to type so slowly I am talking to myself!

Hermmmm... I suppose it would be rude to hang a dead rat off the flonkey???

as long as it's not part of the kitchen staff..

Now Marjin how can you call yourself a grumpy old man?

I read the backlog. I am out of the range of what you called acceptable.

yes but you don't stop by my desk and stare at me in a frightening fashion.. I was referring a couple of specific 'dirty old men'.

Awww, Batty, you never told me I was /frightening/ you... I'm sorry...

I have not found your desk yet...

C'mon Thog - lets shake a leg!

*pulls Thog out onto the dance floor*

You could always lie about your age, Marjin...Thog does it all the time about his loincloth,...

its neither of you.. I think .. actually it would probably help if my boss didn't keep trying to sell me to every man that wanders by...

So Marjin - can I interest you in a turn around the dance floor?

*puts "King Louie's" song from Disney's "The Jungle Book" on so they can dance to

"...true-hoo-hoo... I wanna be like you-hoo-hoo bop-sha-wadda-wadda"