h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I know I can, but sometimes exaggeration to the other side can be fun too.

By the way Batty, have you seen the <./>info</.> page?
You and your guests are high on the list.

Lurcher... I wondered how long you were going to let Thog "wax on" before commenting on his modesty

Yeah, took ya ing long enough... Lord, Lurcher, you must be getting old...


::sends Michele into a very nice triple - spin, reels her back::


Yahtahtahtah tah tah!!

** counting his arms and legs after the jungle book **

I'll be quiet for a few hours, it's nearing midnight for me and it's back to my boss tomorrow.
Have a lot of fun

Nice seeing you Marjin! Stop back by again when you're in the neighborhood!

I just read back to Lurcher's comment...

*gets Marjin another and freshens up Lurcher's mojito* Can I get anyone else anything while I'm at the bar?

oh.. g'night Marjin.. please stop back by when you get a chance..

*drinks the she had gotten for Marjin*

Lord Lurcher....hmmm....sounds about right

Curtsy, when you address me, Petal!!

Michele, you read my mind so easily..

Goodnight Marjin

I think I'm off for awhile Batty - heading home and then to a two hour lecture on "Vocational Astrology". Don't want to go - but it's a friend of mine and I promised her I would show up...

Told ya I knew how to have fun

*walks back out onto the balcony, lifts her arms up and an 8 foot tall jet black gargoyle with red glowing eyes swoops down and carries her off. She yells back over her shoulder...*

Oh Thog - Crackle dropped a package of cigarettes on the balcony for you that he says he owes to you, and for you not to forget about the centipede races tomorrow night at midnight...

Thanks, Michele! I'll be there, Crackle!! See ya!!

Gnight Michele! I'm off in another 30 mins or so myself... nothing like hosting a cocktail party from w**k..

Can I get anyone else a drink?
*heads toward the bar for a refill*

I`d like another of those whatever it was please Batty

All me mates from the USofA disappearing

I`ll have to get p****d on my own!!

I'll come back on from home, Lurcher. Just can't seem to get internet access on the subway - I have no idea why..

*gets Lurcher another mojito*

Besides, I don't want to stay too long in the office. There are several companies in this 'office' and every single one of them seems to think I'm 'tech support'..

::materializes a and smokes one of the cigarettes from the pack Crackle left for him. Wanders outside and lounges about on the veranda::

*lounges on the veranda with a (which is a heck of alot more fun than braving the subway as I have to do now IRL - bbl)*

Yah... I'm familiar with the subs... I feel genuinely sorry for you, dear...

OUCH! 'n #$@!&*!

*Michele limps in grimacing and cursing as a caramel-slag colored gargoyle flys off into the night*

Damn! I hate breaking in new gargoyles! *she yells back out the door "next time try getting a little closer to the ground before you let go!*

Oh well, I don't think anything is broken (except maybe his family jewels! ) Back home for a few before I head back out. Crackle had to check out the rumors that some strange monster was lurking in the castle. You know how possessive those gargoyles are of their feeding grounds. Plus they won't allow any other monsters around unless they're current with they're union dues!

Hmmm - I see Batty has some dirty inis made up already!

::looks up hopefully::

Say.... Crackle didn't happen to mentyion needing any backup to track this monster, did he? I could use some good old "unionizing"... heh heh heh

*stumbles in cursing and generally berating ill-mannered riders in transit* Say Michele - do you have a goyle I can use as a bodyguard? Something on the huge side that looks like 'Goliath' from the 'Gargoyles' cartoon (too much nephew influence )?
*looks at her rumpled attire and makes some truly offensive remarks about some nasty person loudly slurping (I could hear it even with my mmp3 player on high!) pot noodles of all things on public transit*

If the gargoyle idea doesn`t work out Batty, I`ve got some Lupine kin, living unnoticed in Central Park L`s Kin.
Give me the word and I`ll have `em take care of any problems