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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Dec 17, 2001
Nope.
Jus' stokin' up the furnace...
More POWER!!
*Whooomph!* 
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random fat bird Posted Dec 17, 2001
*potters in wearing the pvc 
outfit*
*sheepish*
I couldn't do it, I tried to throw it into the fire, but I just had to put it on *shame faced*
So, anyone want chopsticks? I have a few pairs here, and I bought along some sake and prawn crackers 
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random fat bird Posted Dec 17, 2001
Trust me, you wouldn't want to see the real me in a pvc outfit anyho
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parrferris Posted Dec 17, 2001
I'm sure you'd look lovely!
I can't go out in the daylight without a bag over my head - people scream in terror and run away. I'm thinking of growing a hump and calling myself Igor...
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random fat bird Posted Dec 17, 2001
I already have a few lumps and bumps, all in the wrong places, not very flattering at all *mutters about spare tires etc..* At least online I can be myself, with my personality, and leave the body out of it 
I do have photographic evidence of my ugliness, but due to the damage it would cause people and their computer equipment I never reveal where the photos are located online
*bounce*
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Dec 18, 2001
*mixes sweet&sour sauce in a metal pan and sets it in the oven to thicken*
now, now, eris there is no way u can look as bad as u say. after all u look great to me, and i can't even see you. so don't put yourself down, that is the one thing i HATE to see 
and i won't hear of it, get me. either that or no sweet7sour 
4u.
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parrferris Posted Dec 18, 2001
Quite right, GS! Unfortunately, I can't hide my hideousness, because quite a few people here have seen it in RL. There is even photographic evidence on h2g2 if you know where to look...
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Dec 18, 2001
first i have to tell eris and now you,
DON'T DISS YOUR SELF WHEN I AM AROUND!
i take things like that very personally,
since i have been through a lot ans am
just mentioning it not going into it.
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Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Dec 18, 2001
Come now, Eris, you're pretty!
If you say *I'm* pretty, you *have* to be at least that.
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Dec 18, 2001
i must agree with that.
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T J: Mr. Shea Posted Dec 18, 2001
I used to be a thick-toed, long-armed, knuckle-dragging, grumpy, evil, troll! 
But then Shea came into my life and changed me! 
If it could happen to me, it could happen to anybody!
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Dec 18, 2001
*looks up briefly from hacking s into steaks, drumsticks, etc. etc.* Awwwwwww! That's so sweet TJ! *wipes a tear*
*Goes back to hacking but sings 
Everyone is beautiful in the style of Pinky and Perky*
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Dec 18, 2001
Btw, Aragorn...
Ai na vedui Dunadan! Mae Govannen!
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Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last Posted Dec 18, 2001
Well looks like i returned from my short crusade across the forums just in time for some BBQ need any more to cook as i have some extra from my crusade,
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Dec 18, 2001
I have no idea what you're all on about and have just one thing to say ... Wibble
*stomps off stage right, grabbing a drumstick as he passes*
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Evil Zombie Strider Posted Dec 18, 2001
Plastic Squirrel:
Thanks for leaving me the beryl!
It reasured me much!
-Strider 
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- 3921: Batty_ACE (Dec 17, 2001)
- 3922: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Dec 17, 2001)
- 3923: random fat bird (Dec 17, 2001)
- 3924: parrferris (Dec 17, 2001)
- 3925: random fat bird (Dec 17, 2001)
- 3926: parrferris (Dec 17, 2001)
- 3927: random fat bird (Dec 17, 2001)
- 3928: parrferris (Dec 17, 2001)
- 3929: random fat bird (Dec 17, 2001)
- 3930: Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts (Dec 18, 2001)
- 3931: parrferris (Dec 18, 2001)
- 3932: Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts (Dec 18, 2001)
- 3933: Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. (Dec 18, 2001)
- 3934: Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts (Dec 18, 2001)
- 3935: T J: Mr. Shea (Dec 18, 2001)
- 3936: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Dec 18, 2001)
- 3937: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Dec 18, 2001)
- 3938: Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last (Dec 18, 2001)
- 3939: Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki (Dec 18, 2001)
- 3940: Evil Zombie Strider (Dec 18, 2001)
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