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Thingite Christmas Party.
Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Dec 20, 2001
DID U SAY THONG! 
Thingite Christmas Party.
Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Dec 20, 2001
::wanders in to the party with a lampshade on his head::
Just thought I'd save some time.
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Dec 20, 2001
??? 
???
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Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Dec 20, 2001
*wanders into party* Hrm....
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Knifee, Thingite in charge of stuff you shouldn´t run with. Back from being away Posted Dec 20, 2001
Yello..... I was wondering if I could get my spork/uniform and also if there was a 
left for the new boy (thats me)
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Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last Posted Dec 20, 2001
I have and i also can supply battlesuits as part of the uniform but you may prefer the more common catsuit or rubber kilt. If you take a battlesuit you may be called up to make poetry or spork some nothingites (who have been suspiciously quiet recently) Hey let's party people MOre 
and I hath brought, can't have the party drying up!
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Knifee, Thingite in charge of stuff you shouldn´t run with. Back from being away Posted Dec 20, 2001
HA! I will take the battlesuit, and spork all those who need (or want due to strange prefrances) a good sporking!!
But first i will have a and some
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Dec 20, 2001
i hope u enjoy the food &drink.
oh and if u want some custom weapons,
(if no one objects) i can make some
very fancy crystalic weapons. axes are
my specaility. 
*hopes no one object to his new weapon
making hobby*
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Evil Zombie Strider Posted Dec 20, 2001
here knifee, try the 
. They're excellent this time of year.
-Strider
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Knifee, Thingite in charge of stuff you shouldn´t run with. Back from being away Posted Dec 20, 2001
well if costom wepons are you thing, could you make soming pointy and sharp, that under normal circumstances you shouldn´t run with in case you hurt yourself?? somthing a bit like my trusty sword
oxxx[];;;;;;;>
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Jiffajoffa Universe Hopper Thingite Minister of Bizarre and Confusing Conversations and Private in the Anti Squirrel League Posted Dec 20, 2001
Sorry i'm late for the party I was trying to be fashionably late and fell asleep.
What's to eat and more importantly to drink?
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Evil Zombie Strider Posted Dec 20, 2001
I saved an . Just for you!
-Strider
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Jiffajoffa Universe Hopper Thingite Minister of Bizarre and Confusing Conversations and Private in the Anti Squirrel League Posted Dec 20, 2001
Thanx
Whats happened in my abscence?
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Knifee, Thingite in charge of stuff you shouldn´t run with. Back from being away Posted Dec 20, 2001
i joined while u were away.... so, hello......
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Jiffajoffa Universe Hopper Thingite Minister of Bizarre and Confusing Conversations and Private in the Anti Squirrel League Posted Dec 20, 2001
Hi!
I only joined a few weeks ago so i'm still fairly new!
What uniform are you going to wear? The rubber kilts are amazingly comfortable.
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Knifee, Thingite in charge of stuff you shouldn´t run with. Back from being away Posted Dec 20, 2001
arrh i´m gonna dress up in a battle suit and wave pointy things at the notthingites 
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Jiffajoffa Universe Hopper Thingite Minister of Bizarre and Confusing Conversations and Private in the Anti Squirrel League Posted Dec 20, 2001
Sporking nothingites is a good cause I just don't wanna to take the risk of being asked to make poetry.
If you'll just excuse me that pot plant is looking at me funny....
*wanders off in drunken stupor as any amount of alchol goes straight to head*
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Batty_ACE Posted Dec 20, 2001
*stands behind the bar in her bar-bunny outfit preparing several more s s s and 
s*
Could someone bring me the or ? I think I need something to absorb a bit of the alcohol if I'm to continue tending bar.
Oh and I forgot. I think I need a catsuit, as the holy tail would clash with the kilts and battle garb.
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Evil Zombie Strider Posted Dec 20, 2001
Here, have the . I brought you some 
too. Could you serve me out a 
please?
-Strider
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Batty_ACE Posted Dec 20, 2001
Thank you !
Here's your
*digs into her and with her 
and chases it with a sip of *
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- 3961: Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts (Dec 20, 2001)
- 3962: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Dec 20, 2001)
- 3963: Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts (Dec 20, 2001)
- 3964: Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. (Dec 20, 2001)
- 3965: Knifee, Thingite in charge of stuff you shouldn´t run with. Back from being away (Dec 20, 2001)
- 3966: Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last (Dec 20, 2001)
- 3967: Knifee, Thingite in charge of stuff you shouldn´t run with. Back from being away (Dec 20, 2001)
- 3968: Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts (Dec 20, 2001)
- 3969: Evil Zombie Strider (Dec 20, 2001)
- 3970: Knifee, Thingite in charge of stuff you shouldn´t run with. Back from being away (Dec 20, 2001)
- 3971: Jiffajoffa Universe Hopper Thingite Minister of Bizarre and Confusing Conversations and Private in the Anti Squirrel League (Dec 20, 2001)
- 3972: Evil Zombie Strider (Dec 20, 2001)
- 3973: Jiffajoffa Universe Hopper Thingite Minister of Bizarre and Confusing Conversations and Private in the Anti Squirrel League (Dec 20, 2001)
- 3974: Knifee, Thingite in charge of stuff you shouldn´t run with. Back from being away (Dec 20, 2001)
- 3975: Jiffajoffa Universe Hopper Thingite Minister of Bizarre and Confusing Conversations and Private in the Anti Squirrel League (Dec 20, 2001)
- 3976: Knifee, Thingite in charge of stuff you shouldn´t run with. Back from being away (Dec 20, 2001)
- 3977: Jiffajoffa Universe Hopper Thingite Minister of Bizarre and Confusing Conversations and Private in the Anti Squirrel League (Dec 20, 2001)
- 3978: Batty_ACE (Dec 20, 2001)
- 3979: Evil Zombie Strider (Dec 20, 2001)
- 3980: Batty_ACE (Dec 20, 2001)
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