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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Aug 28, 2001
You have to wear it in the traditional Scottish way, of course ...
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Thing Posted Aug 28, 2001
I see. So I'm wearing my rubber kilt(above the knee), and bearing a titanium spork. Froody.
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Aug 28, 2001
The traditional Scottish way is wearing your kilt ... and just your kilt ...
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Thing Posted Aug 28, 2001
What kind of a tradition is that? Oh well. Maybe I'll forget about the rubber kilt. So I'm now just bearing the titanium spork... 
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Aug 28, 2001
*twiddles*
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T J: Mr. Shea Posted Aug 29, 2001
Now Thing, you can't just forget about the rubber kilt. It's the Thingite uniform and quite a nice fashion statement as well! 
Wear it proudly!
::TJ shows off his kilt - of course worn au naturale - sans skivvies::
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Busterbone Posted Aug 29, 2001
If you're not wearing undies TJ then you can show off the kilt but for the love of god don't twirl.
NO.NO.NO!!
AAAaaaaaaggggghh.
He twirled.
*tries to pull eyes out of head
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Aug 29, 2001
That's just Scotland for you. It's the cold you see. Restricts the blood-flow to the head.
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Aug 29, 2001
You don't really have to wear the rubber kilt, Thing. Personally, I'm wearing a toga with a silver breastplate. You can wear anything you'd like!
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Aug 29, 2001
::staggers in wearing a suit of armour - and carrying a dead chicken::
Mmpfhdlgratbm.
::opens face plate::
Of course you can go overboard!
::smacks Busterbone in the stomach with the dead chicken and wanders out of the forum::
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Thing Posted Aug 29, 2001
I don't really care much what I wear. I'm just Sodeeplyoverjoyed to be here! 
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