h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm not an ACE, but then you already know that. Nice to see you have your own body now. I sure wish I had two bodies instead of having this one schizophrenic one. This is the evil me speaking, by the way. Now I wonder ... think there might be a way to transfer my evil side into it's own body? That would certainly help avoid some confusion. I suppose I would have to come up with some name, wouldn't I. Supul_suirag? Wolfman? Evil Wolfman?

BTW, you might want to tell the world your name now. Could it be Kris? You know, as in Kris Krylma? HA HA HA HA!

*Still chuckling from the joke in the last post*

Hello again. As you can see, I managed to separate my 2 halves. Guess what half this is.

Just stopping by to congratulate our honoured leader!

[Y2K] Yah, you-sa big bombad guy, Krymla Leadah!

Mein Commandant! Heil Krymla!

Hail to the Cheif!

Wilkomen, Bienvenu, Welcome!

Whaaaasssssssssuuuuuuuuuppppppppp!

er... congratulations on the separation, Krylma Leader... by the way, STUMPED has a whole lot of new recruits that are being/have been initiated. i hope you don't mind that NYC and i initiated them... they got quite a bit of torture from NYC (as well as torturing him back)

I completely agree with what the three clones have just said.

i would disagree, but i am Y2K's apprentice, and therefore everything he says is right.

[Y2K] Righto!

that was supposed to be-- oh never mind...

I think we need a big party for the KL when he gets here. We could have a hero of some sort bound and gagged for him, in order that KL could tell the do-gooder his plans for world domination, and then hang him over a vat of boiling acid with an uneccisarily slow moving dipping mechanism!

Or has that been done?

[Y2K] Something tells me "yeah".

So... do you have any suggestions?

[Y2K] Er ... no.

[Y3K] But I /do/ have an idea!

[Y4K] Yeah. It's all in the mind.

Well?

[Y3K] Well, we use mental torture. Take control of their minds and make 'em think all kinds a kinky things!

*decides she doesn't want to know why anyone would want to... never mind*
hey, KL? could you do me a teensy favor and take out a controlling chip that is in my little pet furball jonny? i found him in the basement of affy's detective agency... and, well, maybe he'll stop trying to eat NYC alive without the chip. then again, maybe not.

Our dear KL's former host body has been spotted on site recently. Let's make the neccisarry preperations for his arrival!

[Y4K] I know! Let's kidnap Affy!