h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That'd be perfect! Who wants to be in charge of that?

erm..... i would volunteer, but... i don't know how good an idea that would be...

*Sneaks up behind a few villains*

BOO!

*Grins when several heads snap around*

Hello, one and all. I'm back! BTW, you don't need to throw me a party. I'd settle to see a bomb planted by the Bruce Memorial, and for a list of all the new recruits, so that I don't have to delve through the backlog. Of course, I might do that myself anyway.

Now, two statements. First of all, the Big Bad Were-Wolf has touched on an interesting point. My real first name. And it is...

*Thinks for a moment*

Hang on, I think I've still got the Atlantean Birth Certificates somewhere.

*Shuffles through some paper*

Ah, here it is. My name, is Minos Krylma. Remember King Minos from Greek Mythology? We've got the same name 'cause my dad was involved in that whole Minotaur project.

Second thing: Red, make sure to blow up at least one of the monuments on h2g2 before the election. If that isn't a publicity stunt, I don't know what is!

Meanwhile, feel free to enjoy yourselves in my current User page. Soon, I will tell you the stages of my plot. I've got it almost worked out in it's entirety!

*clutches chest*
heart... racing...
*takes a few deep breaths*
aah, that's better....

DON'T DO THAT!!!!!!!

[Y2K] Um, Sea, Lady Solent, it's not wise to order our leader!

Why not? It's not like I'd do anything mean.

*Kicks a stereo, which plays the intro to Albuquerque. Waits just long enough to see a few people wince before turning it off*

I think I made a mistake by using that song to torture people with. Now I can't play it at STUMPED parties. Anyway, here's the next evil mission.

*Pulls out the stolen recipe for the S30*

We need to recreate this donut. Well, not recreate it. We are going to make a gigantic donut. Large enough to fill...something really big. We have two options: seeing if we can trick Joanna and Eomando into doing it for us, or making it ourselves. Now, I don't know about the rest of you, but I can't bake donuts. Shall we try to make it here, or try to trick Joanna and Eomando into it?

*Wonders if he should point out that if Eomando makes it, it would be bad for her campaign*

erm... that wasn't meant as an order... i swear....
i vote for eomando making the donut...

~Red, thanks to his mask, showed no signs of being startled by the Krymla Leader~

Blow up a monument? Hmmmm... Normally I would. Great stunt. But this election has had SEVERAL people up in arms about how certain politicians have been treating other people's creations. There was a big to do when someone decided assasinating the Celery would gain him notoriety. Then they yelled at sea for simply kidnapping him! Not fair I admit, but that sort of thing just isn't popular... and would hurt the campaign --

But I think there's a way we could have our cake and eat it, too!

How about I have an oversized statue of myself commissioned -- and have it loaded with a nuclear device? I erect it right next to Bruce -- so that it looks like the publicity stunt is simply self admiration! Then, in the event that I actually ~shudder~ lose, I detonate the device, and blow Bruce, as well as half of H2G2, sky high? But of course I won't just press the trigger, I'll put it on a timer of some sort to allow me more than enough time to evacuate the area...

[Y2K] And the rest of us.

[Y3K] Sounds good.

brilliant idea, red...

Thank you, I try.

By the way, I've posted the publicity stunt at http://www.h2g2.com/A429473 Now we just have to advertise it... The only rule in advertising it is No Spam! I'm running a strictly anti-spam campaign ~evil wink~

/Red

[The Three Other Clones enter]

~Blinks, but no one can tell, because he has his mask on~

[Y2C] YC failed to pay attention to his history and made me!

[Y3C] Yeah. Same with /my/ creator.

[Y4C] YQ turned to the Good Side.

[Y2C] It wasn't my fault!

[Y3C] Yes it was.

[Y4C] You created him.

can we take away their cloning machine or something?!

I think we'd be better off just confiscating all of their genetic code, period. Not that three of you wasn't pleasant, but six of anyone is getting a bit much.

I need support at the statue (I think I gave a link above). Afgncaap5 has this idea that by announcing to all the other candidates that they should come visit the statue we have set something nefarious up! I don't know why he'd accuse me of such a thing, but he has. I've thrown some confusion in by pointing out the "security" device under the base of the statue. Hopefully when he finds the bomb with his detector he will assume it's the security device. If not, I need support to keep him from disarming the nuke!

Lovely idea about the statue, Red! I might be able to show up, and lurk in the background just in case Affy gets too close to disabling it. I've not had a decent duel with that space travelling enchanter yet.

Now, I should probably get a newer member of STUMPED to try and trick Joanna or Eomando into cooking the donut. I'll go check that new initiation forum (which I think is great. Almost like mixing Russian Roulet with pin-ball!).

[Y2C] What's going on in the forum?

[Y2K] Why don't you have a look?

[Y3C] Because he's lazy.