h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am a Chiss*. I wear a black uniform and a cape that is red on the inside and black on the outside.
[*Chiss: Glowing red eyes, blue skin, blue-black hair, icy demeanor]

*Puts a few finishing touches on the machine*

I want to thank you all for helping me finish this. It'll take a few hours to power up, though. Oh, well. Bending the fabric of the universe is a tedious task, so I can be patient.

[Y3K] Great!

[Y2C] Just WHAT does it do?

Okay, KL. I got a lot of the villians, except for redfish and some who really haven't said anything since their initiation. Here's the URL for you to cut 'n' paste:

http://www.h2g2.com/test431542

All you have to do is cut and paste the entire thing to the current stumped page.

[sea] what would the krylma do without you, NYC?

[evillene] a lot more work...

KL, I think we need to do a medley. "Albequerque/ The Alice's Restraunt Masacree"

~mumbles to self~
You can get anything you want...

[All six, in sterro] ...at Alice's Restaurant (exceptin' Alice).

*sea looks confused*

*evillene looks bored*

*angel isn't present*

[How can someone who's invisible LOOK bored!?]

[sea can see her... and for someone who REALLY wants to see her, you certainly don't seem to appreciate the descriptions... ]

Thanks NYC, good idea Red, and I'll answer your questions, clones. This machine will bridge the gap between universes for just long enough for me to locate a pet I lost. It's silly, yes, but it's a sentimental thing.

*KL prepares to activate the machine*

*sea giggles at the thought of a giant vicious lizard-person being sentimental over a pet*

*evillene hopes the lost pet is something truly vicious and nasty*

[a. I agree with both of you]
[b. What do you mean I REALLY want to see her? The other clones just keep making fun of me about it!!]

*sea giggles*

[sea] what, you don't go for the scantily-clad females?

*evillene punches sea in the arm*

[sea] OOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!! THAT'S GOING TO LEAVE A BRUISE!!!!!

NYC, would you please add that my core name is Ancba? It's sort of your equivalent to "last name".

hey! what the heck?! h2g2 is all screwed up again. i hate when that happens...

*KL ignores the bickerings of his underlings, and pulls the massive switch. The lights in the room dim, and excess power is used to make the Joseph's Ladders on the machine work. Several gauges begin spinning wildly, indicating any possible dangers that may be around. KL looks at it*

Okay, either the Earth will be vaporised within six seconds, or the rift will open in four.

*KL crosses his fingers. Five and a half seconds later, the rift opens, and everyone breathes a sigh of relief. The massive Stargate-like gateway opens, showing a huge, bright gateway to the place bewtween universes. KL crosses his fingers, and shoots a probe through. Ten minutes of tense waiting later, the probe quickly returns, and the silhouette of something appears. It casts a massive, towering, hunched shadow on the wall, at first. But then the shadow decreases to a slightly-less terrifying size as Fiver the Rabbit jumps out*

Fiver! He's back!

*KL motions to Fiver, who looks around, sniffs the air, and hops over to KL. Minos picks up Fiver, and grins*

Good. Fiver has returned. Glad to see your safe, old buddy.

*KL looks at the other STUMPED members who are staring, mouth wide open*

Oh, come on. Haven't you gone to see my first appearance on h2g2? Back in the Bond movie? No? This rabbit has a jumping span of...

*Holds his arms out, and looks at the meager distance*

Er, his teeth are at least...well, you should at least see what he's capable of. No holy hand-grenade can get *this* bunny, that's for sure.

eep.

*sea stares at the bunny, dumbfounded*

[evillene] PLEASE tell me he's got, like, radioactive poop or SOMETHING cool...

How's this? Fiver, burrow.

*Fiver jumps out of KL's hands, and digs through the titanium floor. A few moments later, he explodes out of the ground, causing Sea to be thrown ten feet into the air, and slamming into the wall, and then the floor*

How's that? Care to see more?