h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've positioned myself in a tree in the vicinity of the statue, and contacted Psycho Girl and The Corrupt One about the donut.

Red, I just thought of a slight difficulty with your plan. If all of the STUMPED members within range of the bomb vanish, that might leave enough time for some hero-person to show up late, and not believe us when they say that the bomb is a security device. Or are you planning to have The Raven beam all of us up, and beaming down some kind of robot fighter to guard the bomb?

well... montressor would be good for that if he isn't still... occupied on the mangar.

if all else fails, i could stay there until the timer reaches 1 and then teleport out of the way...

There's nothing in the rules of continuity that says a researcher -- or a creation -- can not be in more than one place at once.

KL, that's a great plan. I was sort of going for the tried and true movie villain technique of leaving early, and just assuming everything went according to plan.

Well, Red, that would be a good solution as well. Keep in mind that, as super villains, we should get used to loosing fairly often. Nothing more than minor victories that only increase our power.

*Materialises in a cloud of red smoke*

Hello there, fellow Evil beings....


If you need someone there right up until the bomb goes off, then i could do it, im an Angel, we dont die...

Depends on your definition of angel. Some biblical angels actually do experience a kind of death. Usually only the fallen ones, though.

Well, concidering he's a member of STUMPED, he may be a fallen angel.

[Y2K] I don't recommend you start arguing about religion.

Oh dont worry, im not fallen. (yet)

[sea] let me know when you plan to fall, redfish. i'll fall with you...

[evillene] oh, no. i leave for one minute and you go and become an ANGEL?!

[sea] *exasperated* i'm GOING to fall! that was the plan from the beginning!

[evillene] yeah, right. you copied that idea from someone else. you're not smart enough to come up with something like that on your own...

[sea] *to the other villains* can i kill her? please?

Be my guest.

*sea rolls her eyes*

[sea] wish i could... but my mom would kill me....

[evillene] you're just too much of a wuss...

[sea] *turns to evillene* i've decked you once, and i can do it again.....

[Y2K] [looks imposing] Particularly with a Sith Master on your side.

*evillene looks unimpressed. sea smiles gratefully at Y2K*

[evillene] aw, how cute.... they're in LOVE!!!!!

*sea blushes bright red*

[Y2K hurriedly closes his Vader mask. He clenches his fist in Evillene's general direction (which is the best he can do). Evillene starts to choke]

[Y4K] Pardon me for breathing, but why are you doing that if it isn't true?

[Y2K clenches his other fist and Y4K starts to choke]

[Y2C] And now, let's place your bets on which bad guy will pass out first: the bloke or the girl?

*sea considers, watching evillene struggle*

[sea] that's a good question... evillene is pretty resilient, but Y4K is stronger. well, maybe. well, never mind that last part. i know for a fact evillene is pretty darn strong... i'm guessing Y4K will go first...

[evillene] i'll.... *gasp* get.... *choke* you.... *cough*

[sea] man, if only you guys could see the color purple she's turning...

*suddenly sea stops smiling and stares into the space where evillene is standing*

[sea] what is she... omg! corrigible, look--

*evillene has teleported a chair from somewhere in h2g2 and it is floating above Y2K's head. she smashes it on his head and he falls to the floor, releasing his grip. evillene falls to her knees, gasping*

*NYC snickers from his spot in the corner*

[Y2K gets up]

[Y2K] Okay! That's it!

[Boss music begins.]

[Superimposed Caption: "Dark Lord of the Sith"]
[Superimposed Caption: "DARTH CORRIGIBLE"]

[Y2K takes out his lightsaber. Swinging it around in cool motions, he arms both blades.]

[Pattern: Y2K will spin the lightsaber around like a propellor, always facing his enemy (That would be Evillene) to make approach difficult, and then he will throw his lightsaber at her, teleporting to where he can catch it easily. He spin it like a propellor again, but this time eight wisps of fire will appear and circle around the blades, and then stop circling and head straight for Evillene.]

*NYC re-emerges from the corner*

Hey everybody who wants their name on the STUMPED page! give ME a paragraph definition of yourself and I'll write up the page myself!

Affy! (or KL, or somebody) When I finish, I'll give you the "test123456" URL so you can just copy the entire thing to your page!

*after the shock wears off, NYC returns to the corner*

*evillene looks unimpressed*

[evillene] you intend to beat ME with that child's toy?

*evillene punches sea in the stomach, steals her lightsaber and arms it*

[evillene] allright, we'll both play with the toys then.

*evillene mimics Y2K's motions perfectly, to everyone's surprise. sea falls to the floor, gasping, then crawls slowly out of the way*

[sea] watch out... *gasp* corrigible... *cough* she fights... *groan* dirty...