h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*applies hazelnut chocolate spread liberally to those gathered... ha*

hmmm that's fine I guess... I hope you havent got a nut allergy!

And I hope you *are* very hungry...

Sorry - I'm not too fond of naked men. Well, only one.

Now Lucinda... that's another matter altogether...

Charmed I'm sure {little fake pout}

You *do* know Lucinda is a guy, right? lol

*decides that his homework needs him... a whole weeks worth and I have about 5 hours to do it all... and I dont work too good under pressure either*

He's not a guy anymore. I know; I turned him into a woman myself.

*poses*
Just one question Emily - how are you planning to have an orgy with no naked men?

I merely said I wasn't particularly keen on them; I don't mind them being around though. Go on, naked men...

You might not be overly fond of them, but the feeling isnt mutual.

LOL

You've got to have somewhere to eat Minstrels off, right?

Honestly... I leave the forum for 22 hours and Emily is the only one partially undressed... And there's been no hint of a massage... Ahh well... I'll just sit over here and practise my Mintrel balanceing trick...

Jamie.

I'm a man, it's just a shame that I am so digusted by Emily. The rest of you I have no objections to and I positively adore minstrels.

Jim

P.S. I have no nut allergy.

Would you care to remove the last of the chocolate spread? There's a bit I can't quite reach... on my back, I believe...

[Jar-Jar Binks does the job, and is promptly blasted to bits by Jar-Jar haters ]

[YK] You'll get to meet ... someone in /this/ forum! In a little bit as soon as I've revealed her to some other people.

Just lie over there Jamie, and I'll see what I can do... *points*
After all - gotta practice the tips in the guide entry, don't I?

[YK puts on a hat which shows the logo for "R-rated" movies, only instead of "Restricted" it says "Resourceful" and says, "Absolutely no one under the age of 17 unless they can figure out how to get in anyway"]

Is this forum rated X, or just R?

Z, I should think...

I told you this would happen if we let him come... make sure you close your eyes during the naughty bits YK.

may i take it both jims have buggered off, and nothing is really happening for em?

Wait a bit, my KY Jelly's just turned up after God knows how long... Methinks it is time to begin...

Damn it, I've spilt the bloody stuff everywhere... No chance you could dispatch some more in my direction?

As for food, there appears to be some strawberry jelly floatinga round and I'm sure Emily won't mind you nibbling on a muffin or two...

Farewell,

Mr. Odie x

P.S. Let me know if any other gay people turn up... Ta...

Not leaving.