Mr. Odie's Kennel
I am the one known as Mr. Odie, one of man's better friends in this cruel world in which we live. In reality I am nothing more than an apparently chirpy and camp sixteen year old living in the fantastic city of Birmingham where I choose to spend most of my time eating from time to time, sleeping, wasting time online, worrying, studying for eleven GCSEs and watching Gimme Gimme Gimme... I have a sweet tooth, according to Emily Ultramarine, who worked out that I drink 240-calory cups of tea (approximately 14 sugars, although I'm sure she must be wrong)... Anyway, that's my life is a rather blurry sort of a way...
Life can be truly crap sometimes, truly wonderful in others... At the moment my life is made even better thanks to the uplifting effect of watching Kathy Burke gyrating about in a skin-tight lime catsuit, a sight seen only by viewers of the fantastic Gimme Gimme Gimme. In fact, this has now developed into more of a fascination with the aforemetioned Miss Burke... This, according to most of my friends, is a rather disturbing development... The fact that I'm gay is easy for them to cope with but my obsession with Kathy Burke seems to be asking a little too much of them...
There's loads more I could add but I've condensed it dramatically instead: I adore most British sitcoms. I'm addicted to Teletext. I DO NOT hate Americans as I had previously said, only their irritating accents, their culture and "Friends". I like Doctor Who. I despise stupid people. I'm a Scorpio. I own two steely blue eyes, so I'm told. I've dressed up as Tinky Winky (the camp teletubby) for Children In Need... Oh, and the only fish I'll eat these days is tuna after being hospitalised for a few days by some cod. I kid ye not.
Farewell, my friends...
Mr. Odie x
VISIT THE WORLD OF odie & handcock {not quite deceased}
http://www.world-of-fun.freeserve.co.uk/odie&handcock" >http://www.world-of-fun.freeserve.co.uk/odie&handcock
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| Testicle Cuffs | Jul 29, 2003 |
| You hate Americans, eh? | Oct 13, 2002 |
| Scout recommendation | Apr 23, 2001 |
| You hate Americans, eh? | Apr 23, 2001 |
| I live. | Mar 15, 2001 |
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| Sympathies | Apr 9, 2001 | May 6, 2007 |
| hello, it's me!! ^. .^ | Apr 23, 2001 | Jul 4, 2005 |
| WE WANT A TOFFEE APPLE TAG | Mar 31, 2002 | Dec 7, 2002 |
| Flea Market: A465752 - Testicle Cuffs | Apr 23, 2001 | Aug 16, 2002 |
| Hi | Apr 4, 2002 | Apr 19, 2002 |
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