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Mr. Odie, Man's Best Friend {not quite deceased} Posted Oct 8, 2000
To be fair, I still haven't been given my KY Jelly nor, more importantly, Kathy Burke... Things appear to have dried up around here somewhat...
And, Mr. Tumnus, the word "disgust" does mean something to us... Sadly it doesn't appear to mean that same thing to you...
Goodbyeee,
Mr. Odie x
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Mr. Odie, Man's Best Friend {not quite deceased} Posted Oct 8, 2000
As for the food... Does anyone care for a nibble on a plate of muffins? I'm sure Emily would be more than happy to oblige...
Hang on, I'm just loosening my leather collar... Put it on inside out and the silver studs are playing havoc with my neck...
Farewell for now,
Mr. Odie x
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The Caffeine Kid Posted Oct 8, 2000
KY Jelly? Drying up?
I'm sure you shouldnt have both of those in the same sentence. LOL
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Martin Harper Posted Oct 8, 2000
*wanders in and heads straight for the muffins*
Well known fact - you should only have an orgy on a full stomach... 
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The Caffeine Kid Posted Oct 8, 2000
I *LOVE* eating muffins.
Lucinda, do you have one I can munch on for a while?
*licking my lips*
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The Caffeine Kid Posted Oct 8, 2000
*goes to Lucinda's page and comes back looking rather embarrased*
Nice weather we are having don't you think? lol
Now... where are the REAL women? haha
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Martin Harper Posted Oct 8, 2000
*grins* And judging from your homepage, you're no kid, neither...
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The Caffeine Kid Posted Oct 8, 2000
Little girls grow into women, but little boys stay boys all thier lives... that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!
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Martin Harper Posted Oct 8, 2000
Idle curiosity - when you got these minstrels in, are we talking round chocolately things, or guys with lutes and suchlike? Both have their positive sides...
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The Caffeine Kid Posted Oct 8, 2000
yeah...... what IS the deal with "minstels"?
although your way of asking the question struck fear the the very centre of my being, so some inexplicable reason. lol
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The Caffeine Kid Posted Oct 8, 2000
so = for.
doh.. my bizarre typing/brain strike again
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Martin Harper Posted Oct 8, 2000
not on h2g2 - here little girls grow into DOGs, mermaids, and angels...
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Martin Harper Posted Oct 8, 2000
*flutters eyelids*
me? 
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The Caffeine Kid Posted Oct 8, 2000
Dare I even breath the question... yes I dare...
What on earth would you do with a guy with a lute?????? LOL
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Oct 8, 2000
Minstrels - the upmarket smarties - the sort of thing you eat off naked bodies...
I'm back.
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Martin Harper Posted Oct 8, 2000
Get him to play some pleasing background music of course...
what were YOU thinking?
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The Caffeine Kid Posted Oct 8, 2000
I was trying to think *nothing*... I DREADED to think what you meant.
Hiya Emily... *squirts a tube of chocolate all over her* hehe
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Oct 8, 2000
*Emily proceeds to lick the chocolate off herself before anyone else gets the chance*
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Martin Harper Posted Oct 8, 2000
You missed a bit...
*licks*
just there.
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