h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Here by choice and until further notice.

I hope I dont get rusty during my sabbatical, but if so then so be it - I'm sure the refesher course somewhere down the line will be good in itsself.

*Sets up camp in the forum and gets comfy*

*wonders if he'll have to relinquish his title*

Morning, all.

*ahem*

Woe, woe and thrice woe!

Due to extreme lack of foresight and preparation on both our parts, as well as that pesky character trait, responsibility, I'm still here.

Oh well, you've just got to laugh, I guess.

And matters haven't been made any easier by bumping into someone I nearly went out with at uni, who I still completely fancy the pants off of.[Bad grammar! Ouch!] She wants to meet for a drink.

Why isn't life ever simple? *sighs in bemusement*

A sabbatical isnt the same as a resignation. lol

I had a moment of clarity at 2am this morning, and am going with the flow.

I will bounce back. Watch this space. {rolling my eyes}

Still here. I've now been celibate for 1 week, 3 days, 19 hours and 50 minutes.

Too long...

Awwww - my heart bleeds for Emily

It'll be ten months, three weeks and two days for me in about one and a half hours time.

Months ? ... Weeks ? ... Days? ...

If I'd known it was going to be important, I might have left the 'date stamp' function on the camcorder.

Seven years - ish, still counting ...

Oh dear, what a right motley crew we are!
*makes a mental note to remind N7 to purchase some condoms before his next date*
I take it the ones who ~haven't~ clocked in, had a more productive, successful weekend than *us*?
N7, don't you know that prospective sexual partners are like buses?
None, then 3 come along at once...
Watch out for the next one, if you don't believe me...

Well - if the Lord of Fishnets has had a productive weekend, then I may well get to try out my first real corpse.

Your first real corpse? You mean you've been practising on fake ones? Do you want volunteers? I can play dead.

~checks in after an uneventful weekend and a text message that didn't get delivered for 90 minutes which might have meant I didn't have to check in had I got it on time. sigh~

Good Morning All!
*passes round tea & chocolate biscuits

"Hot Damn! Should have stayed at the end of the queue!"

*Silently ponders his last threesome*

Yes, I am waiting to hear back on THAT one

Morning, G-Babe. Always thought you were American but since it's morning for you too right now you can't be. I mean you can, but you can't be living there. A little something for you in your email this morning from the arctic regions...


wiz, growing more celibate by the day

Voluntary Celibacy......ba humbug.....enforced celibacy by conditions of service......6 months now.......no frat in the field they say......
females females everywhere but nor a drop to drink...tempting though

Good morning one and all,

Shellers checking in after another unproductive weekend.

cool....
sorry Shellers, that was not meant for you...
I see we have newbies in here {wonders how long they'll last}
This is the ONLY forum where we are glad to be RID of people, I can assure you!
AMERICAN???????
*picks herself up off the floor*

*Still here, though wishes he wasn't just like everyone else*