h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Petunia! keep going back... you never know, he may become your type once you know him...

*checking in till Fri lunchtime-ish*

*Sultandude (17 days and counting) wishing he wasn't here anymore either*

"Something I am no longer a virgin at! I received my first ever e-mail from my girlfriend. I nearly binned it thinking it was a new virus on the lines of the -I love you- one. It was from "Milky Way Travel" (this is not fantasy by the way) and the subject was "My Love", there is no way in the world I could know who that was from, anyway curiosity got the best me and I opened it and am I ever glad.
Thurs. Nov. 2nd I am out of this forum. One comment in the message,-Don't try to fly too much!- really tickled me because although she has never read HGTTG (don't think they publish it in Thai) I explained about teaching yourself how to fly. Yes I fall down a lot."


"Ain't lust grand?"

"Has anyone seen the movie "Kabuki Man"?

"And check this out for a closing,-1000 kisses and miss you forever, Princess Toy!"

*Thinks-Maybe it's love after all-

*pleased someones happy*
Maybe I should invite Saint Wilson Brown-Bear into this forum...

No, I'm am pretty sure he's not my type, i.e. he doesn't have a Mercedes parked in back of the store, lol! Abi's suggestion does intrigue me, but if things go bad I will have to drive to a video store farther away, and I can't risk that.

Isn't this typical, eh??
The only time I get dragged along for a threesome, I'm not here to enjoy it. Damn those weekends of no internet access.

Still enlisted in the ranks, still counting on the same draught. About 2 years and four months or something.
Right now, I can't be bothered with it, though. Got too many other things to think about.

"Hey most excellent lost dude! What about me? I left the back of the queue to get wasted and missed my first V threesome. I did however get an eyefull of 7 of 9 when I topped up the swimming pool. She is awesome! Been lurking after her ever since."

Afternoon all !
Lots of these in case my Guardian Archangel thinks I'm down..


... Petunia , how far would I have to drive my Mercedes to find you?

That all depends. If you are in the UK, then across the Atlantic.

Wow, what a lot to comment upon...and I was only gone a couple of hours, had a wonderful, RL visitor, someone I happily switched my pc off for {} my beloved friend Maureen, just back from Hong Kong...2 coffees & all talked out, back here I am with all my beloved VL friends...Petunia THANK YOU so much for what you said, you know it was ~almost~ worth being Archangel-bashed last night, for all the wonderful people who have jumped to our defence today...
Big Joe, thanks for those smileys...
Lost in Scotland, don't worry, Shellers missed out too...but I'm sure the ravishing Seven of Nine will be back
Sultandude, don't you mean "lusted after"... unless you count the PGGB swimming pool, but that's not see-through, is it?

"No AGB, I've been lurking with intent in disguise in several bars but keep missing her!"

"I once met this absolutey perfect 10 in Thailand, it took me about 3 weeks to work up the courage to ask her out. Much to my surprise, she accepted. I was pretty stoned at the time and during the evening consumed far too much alcohol. We had a really fun time and ended up at my place where I promtly fell into a deep wasted slumber. I woke up in the morning half laying on the bed fully dressed, mouth like the bottom of a parrot's cage, and all alone. I tried to piece together the previous events but it was just a blank. I met the girl again about 3 days later and asked her out. She said yes, but I hope it's better than last time. I asked her what she was talking about and she gave me chapter and verse of the previous evening up to the point where I passed out so she went home. We went out and had a great time. I still run into her sometimes and we enjoy a good laugh about the first date."

Why are you "in disguise"???
Have you upset her?

Hello, my friends - I am now officially entitled to lurk...

Tell me all Emily!!!

who is he?

Oh - the Lord of Fishnets, as ever. Still, it was made more interesting since we were at school at the time.

you saucy devil!

ah dear. Friday. then entering lurk mode myself

hmph.

Strange I was about to say the same as FC.

*sigh*
Booking in...

"Hi GB, I don't think Ive upset her as all I did was top up the pool for her, the problem is that whilst I was doing it she got out of the pool in all her glorious nakedness and vision of bodily perfection and I blushed like a beacon and ran back to the bar. I just wanted to obsrve her for a while without being recognised. It is obviously not working!"

*offers sultandude a cup of tea*