h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"Merci hon!"

*Sultandude gratefully accepts the tea-in RL he has actually just made himself one before he read the posting-THINKS-Is this awesome babe telepathic as well?-

" GB, a small inquiry. I am trying to figure out, without success thus far, how to add to my knickname, can you be of some assistance?"

Sultandude, I do agree that Seven of Nine is in deed a splendid specimen worthy of admiration. I just wish that she could have told Shellers and myself (or possibly just myself, cause then I'd hav had her all to myself) about her intent to drag us off for that threesome. I do miss having internet access during evenings and weekends...

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Well, then I acknowledge Kes beating me to providing the information you requested.
I do have to point out, though, that I am no Scotsman. I am a turnip, living in Scotland at the moment.
Peaking too early at a party is never good. You miss out on so many things when you do....

Oh dear....I missed out on helping someone.
Shucks.
I'll tell Seven of Nine when I see her next...

Not to worry, Archangel Babe..
If thou art not close by to helpeth someone, there art always someone else ready to oblige.

You were going to tell Seven of Nine what, exactly?

"MMMMMMMMM!"

I second that...

Someone wishes to see me?

Absolutely typical! I go out to rectify the *you know what* front and I get a case of food poisoning instead.
I'm gonna kill the "friend" who suggested that we sould all go for a chinese beforehand, but i'll have to wait until I'm in the condition to do so.

"Well actually yes, you vision of lovliness!"


THINKS-Was hoping she would appear nude and dripping wet again-

"Fancy a swim and a drink in Foxy's pool?"

A sad and cautionary tale of woe.
Still, can't you get the 'potential rectifier' to 'nurse' you back to health?

That's actually the perfect excuse to ask her out again. "The first date went so bad, I'd like to make it up to you." And if anything disastrous happens on the second date, well you get the picture.

Unfortunately no

you see, it wasn't a date. It was a large group of friends who decided it would be a great idea to go and have chinese.

I don't even like chinese food so I don't know why I even agreed to go.

Was it because there is someone in this group in whom you are romantically interested?

yes

I would try to get the group to do something else, go to a movie or go out for pizza, and just be extra nice to her. The being extra nice will make her notice you, if she hasn't already.

Well said Saint Petunia.
Of course you could just say: "Would you like to copulate with me"? Therefore ending your agonizing over whether she will or won't.