h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*places Councellor head on
"Why are you moping, Matt?
*offers shoulder & a hot cuppa...

* He looks deep into G.B eyes & says... *

Hang On !!!

This could be one of your tricks !!!

...but under present circumstances, I'd expect that from a women...

M.K*

No tricks this morning, Matt, far too early...
Come on, tell Auntie all about it....

* He looks up & stares at the halo resting upon G.B's crown... although he is not quite sure what that is still doing there... *

* He works himself up to a canter of pure emotions which only eventually amount to... *

F. C !!!

* He then gets out a big hanky & continues to sob uncontrollably... *

M.K*

Awww.....Matt!
*hugs*
What do they say about the course of true love.....?
And who are they?
And what's wrong with my halo?
I polished it when I got up this morning....
*offers another cup of tea

The course of true love run smooth ???

Even in Hollywood it never does, so what hope have we got in real life !!!

* M.K despite being more than a little self-absorbed in his own troubles manages to find time to adjust the angels wonky halo... *

That never did sit correctly on, now did it...

* takes cuppa... *

Go on G.B you were going to tell me everything will work out fine in the long run !!!

M.K*

Actually, Matt, no I wasn't.
It's "the course of true love NEVER did run smooth.....sorry!
So, give up now, on ever finding true love, after all, better to stay footloose & fancy-free, than spend the rest of your life cooking, cleaning, washing & generally looking after other people....oh, sorry, that's women, you won't have those problems, but really, Matt, do you want to turn FC into ME?
Let her go & keep your happy memories, then go off & play the field...or look for that sea with plenty more fish in it...

Alright, I see now women are just far too complicated for guys to understand...

* M.K goes off to get some counciling to make up for the counciling he just received... *

M.K*

M.K, do come back, how inconsolable are you really?

Someone told me you were really nice, and I haven't been able to find a nice man for a long time.
Let me try to console you.
I'm quite good at it.
(And consoling. )

Well I could do with some as well (and counselling)

~soothes Shellers's stressed forehead~

what's upsetting you honey?

Right first time - how did you do that?

Because I just know these things.

It will all end in tears I tell you !!!

M.K*

~puts comforting arm round MK's shoulder~

what will honey?
you are really down,

what can I do to cheer you up?

Honey was the name of the love of my life! (thinking about it, it still is her name)

*kisses Matt*

hmm... I think you did the right thing GB, but I'll take him from now on I think....

~removes arm from MK's shoulder as it appears ddgb's offer has been withdrawn now that she is DDGDB~

That's all I need ddgb with a demonic goal...

M.K*

oh.. I know all about you... why take the angel when you could have someone who is a demon in bed...